i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

this St. Patrick’s Day i’d like to thank Barack Obama

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

and rod wave STILL DROPPING

This will be my last political post. I just want to say this dude on 3rd Ave in Seattle did more to combat fascism than every member of our political and media apparatuses combined.

The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

yeah it’s gonna be a LONG next 4 years

congrats everyone for voting in the fourth reich good lord

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha

first bluesky post can i get a frick yeah