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beautiful woman in training

stay tuned for my post time skip design
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You, a moron and a rube: Newsom in 2028
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
With the devaluation of the dollar I am committing my entire 401k into Hamburger Securities so that i can invest wisely and patriotically
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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I guess anyone can be a terrorist, if you think about it.
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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comment section understands the assignment
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Girls will make beef stew once and make it their whole personality
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The more I (attempt to) look into how things in Selaco work the more I realize I need to sit my silly ass down and wait for documentation 😵‍💫
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
getting diagnosed and treated for something (adhd) i thought i “handled pretty well” taught me pretty quick that i was actually not handling it at all
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Not that I’m expecting it but if I died and my loved ones were being interviewed the honest to god last people I’d ever want anyone to talk to are my parents. They don’t know fuck all about me it would just read like fanfic written by someone who never interacted with the source material
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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dreamt old school runescape added a 'hungary' skill that just looked like this
March 3, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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DYING
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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#touhou summer patchou
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Mondays...
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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i guess you guys can have the yearly bridget at least
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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i drew hatsune miku tonight for a special occasion
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM