Butterscotch schnapps while "trapped" inside on an icy Saturday.
It is 12 o'clock somewhere.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Lots of confusion around Epstein. Hope this helps!

💥 BREAKING: American Airlines shareholders voted today to reject an anti-DEI proposal at its annual meeting, tally TBA. Proposal requested AAL end its relationship with the Human Rights Campaign's Corporate Equality Index, benchmarking LGBTQ+ practices. AAL has had a perfect score for 20 years.

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Been trying to convince my editors that Bluesky has "the juice."

Please go follow @rollingstone.com like you mean it.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,658,543!

Hey! I made the cut. That's my brag.
Has anybody seen 8,675,309?

saw one of my bluesky posts as a screenshot on X, this place has breached containment

I hate Christmas music but this is a bit of Roy Wood Jr Glam
Rock Maximalism that never made it across the pond so I’m
Not sick of it. Enjoy!