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· Nov 17
"An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured. "
- Konrad Adenauer
- Konrad Adenauer
Content warning? Maybe?
A big shoutout to all the internet scammers out there, whose existence necessitates my wasting a third of my life with second- and third- and please-unalive-me-already- verifications to access the most mundane of websites. Pinnacle of goddamn human experience.
A big shoutout to all the internet scammers out there, whose existence necessitates my wasting a third of my life with second- and third- and please-unalive-me-already- verifications to access the most mundane of websites. Pinnacle of goddamn human experience.
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Content warning? Maybe?
A big shoutout to all the internet scammers out there, whose existence necessitates my wasting a third of my life with second- and third- and please-unalive-me-already- verifications to access the most mundane of websites. Pinnacle of goddamn human experience.
A big shoutout to all the internet scammers out there, whose existence necessitates my wasting a third of my life with second- and third- and please-unalive-me-already- verifications to access the most mundane of websites. Pinnacle of goddamn human experience.
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No tariffs on Russia. Huh?
April 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
No tariffs on Russia. Huh?
“Angertainment” is exactly it.
BREAKING: Trump and Republican leadership in Congress admit they are incapable of passing their own budget for NINE FREAKING MONTHS because they take a fuck-ton number of days off so they can perform angertainment spectacles, Trump can play golf, and because they hate each other.
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“Angertainment” is exactly it.
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
February 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
trump: I’m going to protect women
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
women: no thank you
trump: I’m gonna do it
women: please don’t
trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team
women: what
trump: and brought back andrew tate
women: why
trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore
Who could have predicted this… 🙄
February 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Who could have predicted this… 🙄
My Roman Empire: the Romans historically killed people who attempted to become king, as they had a strong aversion to monarchy and considered anyone trying to establish a kingship as a threat to their republic.
here's today's post: "long live me! blithers Mad King Donny" — what kind of delusional shit is this.
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long live me! blithers Mad King Donny
what kind of delusional shit is this
bit.ly
February 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My Roman Empire: the Romans historically killed people who attempted to become king, as they had a strong aversion to monarchy and considered anyone trying to establish a kingship as a threat to their republic.
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Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
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New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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February 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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USAID, currently being shut down by Elon Musk, purchases about $2 billion annually in rice, wheat, lentils, and peas from American farmers.
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
USAID, currently being shut down by Elon Musk, purchases about $2 billion annually in rice, wheat, lentils, and peas from American farmers.
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all of this. it’s frustrating as fuck as everything unravels to see deals made so everyone in DC can go home for a long weekend. god as my witness I will back primaries on everyone mewling about civility right now. stop acting like amoebas and show a little goddamned spine.
it doesn't actually matter whether the Democrats can *actually* do much in Congress to stop Trump tbh. they need to behave like an absolutely rabid opposition party either way, because the party has to restructure itself around the single mission of destroying these fuckers
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
all of this. it’s frustrating as fuck as everything unravels to see deals made so everyone in DC can go home for a long weekend. god as my witness I will back primaries on everyone mewling about civility right now. stop acting like amoebas and show a little goddamned spine.
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I guess the thing that sucks is we all have to live in the country that MAGA people deserve.
January 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I guess the thing that sucks is we all have to live in the country that MAGA people deserve.
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
January 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
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I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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On this National Day of Mourning, we remember former President Jimmy Carter. The National Park System evolved during Jimmy Carter's presidency to preserve many special places Americans enjoy today.
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
On this National Day of Mourning, we remember former President Jimmy Carter. The National Park System evolved during Jimmy Carter's presidency to preserve many special places Americans enjoy today.
Looking for a *rescue* for two ADORABLE 12 week old puppies (1 boy/1 girl) that were dumped in a parking lot in the freezing rain. The finder reached out to rescues- some said they could make room only if the finder could foster - they can't.
In Charlotte but I can help arrange transport.
In Charlotte but I can help arrange transport.
January 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Looking for a *rescue* for two ADORABLE 12 week old puppies (1 boy/1 girl) that were dumped in a parking lot in the freezing rain. The finder reached out to rescues- some said they could make room only if the finder could foster - they can't.
In Charlotte but I can help arrange transport.
In Charlotte but I can help arrange transport.