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I'm not sure if I am the one in my relationship bestowing the nickname "Meatball Tony" or receiving it
December 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm not sure if I am the one in my relationship bestowing the nickname "Meatball Tony" or receiving it
Dear Chipotle,
Seeing ads of people sloppily consuming a burrito in their car does not make me want to sloppily eat a burrito in my car. Watching someone eat a burrito and eating one yourself are two different experiences.
Seeing ads of people sloppily consuming a burrito in their car does not make me want to sloppily eat a burrito in my car. Watching someone eat a burrito and eating one yourself are two different experiences.
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dear Chipotle,
Seeing ads of people sloppily consuming a burrito in their car does not make me want to sloppily eat a burrito in my car. Watching someone eat a burrito and eating one yourself are two different experiences.
Seeing ads of people sloppily consuming a burrito in their car does not make me want to sloppily eat a burrito in my car. Watching someone eat a burrito and eating one yourself are two different experiences.
How much do you think the population would be reduced if we mailed everyone a poisoned piece of paper that just said "Do not lick"?
September 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How much do you think the population would be reduced if we mailed everyone a poisoned piece of paper that just said "Do not lick"?
I don't nap often but when I do I have dreams about burning down a Burger King
August 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't nap often but when I do I have dreams about burning down a Burger King
Whatever happened to people calling poops "dookies"? I feel like it's fallen out of fashion
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whatever happened to people calling poops "dookies"? I feel like it's fallen out of fashion
If you really loved me then you would watch my very very long video about what cryptids I wanna smooch
youtu.be/QwDRav2Wppk
youtu.be/QwDRav2Wppk
What’s the Most Kissable Cryptid? - Certified Tier List
YouTube video by Golly Gee Willikers
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May 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If you really loved me then you would watch my very very long video about what cryptids I wanna smooch
youtu.be/QwDRav2Wppk
youtu.be/QwDRav2Wppk
Born to dilly dally, forced to be locked in
May 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Born to dilly dally, forced to be locked in
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Fellas is it gay to use containers to carry things?
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fellas is it gay to use containers to carry things?
Happy Easter, may all of your deviled eggs be the correct sliminess
April 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Happy Easter, may all of your deviled eggs be the correct sliminess
What would planning an event with my millennial friends be without someone taking the time to make a sarcastic comment but still not indicate whether they would like to go or not? If you have the time to joke about campfires you also have the time to indicate whether or not YOU CAN GO
April 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What would planning an event with my millennial friends be without someone taking the time to make a sarcastic comment but still not indicate whether they would like to go or not? If you have the time to joke about campfires you also have the time to indicate whether or not YOU CAN GO
I was looking at my old manager's Linkedin and he messaged me "You married yet?" Not even a fine "How do you do?" first. And people say my generation is rude lmao
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I was looking at my old manager's Linkedin and he messaged me "You married yet?" Not even a fine "How do you do?" first. And people say my generation is rude lmao
Count Orlock attacks Thomas - Nosferatu (2024)
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Count Orlock attacks Thomas - Nosferatu (2024)
There is a common (possibly untrue) concept that if you tie a young horse to a chair it can't move, then when the horse grows up it won't even try to move the chair despite having the ability.
What chairs in your life are only holding you back in you mind?
What chairs in your life are only holding you back in you mind?
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There is a common (possibly untrue) concept that if you tie a young horse to a chair it can't move, then when the horse grows up it won't even try to move the chair despite having the ability.
What chairs in your life are only holding you back in you mind?
What chairs in your life are only holding you back in you mind?
Today I remembered that my university had 12 acapella teams and only 1 improv team. Did that one improv group kill all the other improv groups or something? It's not like there was cost concerns for equipment
March 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today I remembered that my university had 12 acapella teams and only 1 improv team. Did that one improv group kill all the other improv groups or something? It's not like there was cost concerns for equipment
Editing can be a fun process. I just subtracted and then re-added a joke about Big Bird almost dying in the Challenger explosion to the script for my next video
February 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Editing can be a fun process. I just subtracted and then re-added a joke about Big Bird almost dying in the Challenger explosion to the script for my next video
My gf told me she had a dream where I became bald and she was actually pretty ok with it. But 2 things:
1. Weird to have second hand stress dreams.
2. If the next dream adds short and fat and she still likes me then she's a keeper or she really likes George Costanza.
1. Weird to have second hand stress dreams.
2. If the next dream adds short and fat and she still likes me then she's a keeper or she really likes George Costanza.
February 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My gf told me she had a dream where I became bald and she was actually pretty ok with it. But 2 things:
1. Weird to have second hand stress dreams.
2. If the next dream adds short and fat and she still likes me then she's a keeper or she really likes George Costanza.
1. Weird to have second hand stress dreams.
2. If the next dream adds short and fat and she still likes me then she's a keeper or she really likes George Costanza.
I started reading an article called "Warning signs for Trump in new polling" and it was about him losing like 3 points in the polls and oh boy he better watch out!
It's like saying "Boy that iceberg the Titanic ran into is showing some cracks! We have it on the ropes now! Why are my ankles wet?"
It's like saying "Boy that iceberg the Titanic ran into is showing some cracks! We have it on the ropes now! Why are my ankles wet?"
February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I started reading an article called "Warning signs for Trump in new polling" and it was about him losing like 3 points in the polls and oh boy he better watch out!
It's like saying "Boy that iceberg the Titanic ran into is showing some cracks! We have it on the ropes now! Why are my ankles wet?"
It's like saying "Boy that iceberg the Titanic ran into is showing some cracks! We have it on the ropes now! Why are my ankles wet?"
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Anyone else here do accents for their D&D characters and end up infecting everyone in the group with that accent? I guess I make doing a bad Australian accent look too good to resist
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Anyone else here do accents for their D&D characters and end up infecting everyone in the group with that accent? I guess I make doing a bad Australian accent look too good to resist
I hate when people bring something confusing up and then have no follow up details. My brother told me about DragonBall Daima. "All the characters are kids!" Ok but why and how and who wants this? Is it a continuation of GT? No answers. At least this kind of bullying only leaves mental scars
February 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I hate when people bring something confusing up and then have no follow up details. My brother told me about DragonBall Daima. "All the characters are kids!" Ok but why and how and who wants this? Is it a continuation of GT? No answers. At least this kind of bullying only leaves mental scars
Occasionally I see someone who is a cartoon character come to life. Today I saw a wiry middle aged guy with a dirty apron and short sleeves (in winter) carrying boxes with a half ash cigarette hanging on to the corner of his mouth for dear life while he yelled “Where do ya want it?”
What a guy
What a guy
February 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Occasionally I see someone who is a cartoon character come to life. Today I saw a wiry middle aged guy with a dirty apron and short sleeves (in winter) carrying boxes with a half ash cigarette hanging on to the corner of his mouth for dear life while he yelled “Where do ya want it?”
What a guy
What a guy
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look i encourage larian / owlcat rivalry because it will only earn us more glorious depravity but as larian let me fuck the mind flayer I'm gonna declare them the winners of this round by a hair
the baldur's gate 3 virgin: i let astarion ascend and make me his vampire spawn consort
the rogue trader chad: i let marazhai brand me after personally killing over 1,000 of my own wretched crew members with him as foreplay
the rogue trader chad: i let marazhai brand me after personally killing over 1,000 of my own wretched crew members with him as foreplay
February 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
look i encourage larian / owlcat rivalry because it will only earn us more glorious depravity but as larian let me fuck the mind flayer I'm gonna declare them the winners of this round by a hair
The DM of our D&D campaign just informed our necromancer that "teeth aren't bones" and it has caused the entire game to stop in its tracks as we sat in confusion and anger at that fact. And they were right. Its technically "enamel". This is some "Pluto is not a planet" bullshit all over again.
February 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The DM of our D&D campaign just informed our necromancer that "teeth aren't bones" and it has caused the entire game to stop in its tracks as we sat in confusion and anger at that fact. And they were right. Its technically "enamel". This is some "Pluto is not a planet" bullshit all over again.
Every winter I wonder why I live where I do.
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every winter I wonder why I live where I do.