Golden
@goldintheory.bsky.social
he/him | 🏳️🌈 | video games | anime/manga | misc | sometimes nsfw 🔞
📍 Orlando
📷: @gold_in_theory
📍 Orlando
📷: @gold_in_theory
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that canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
that canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
Genuinely thought I’d posted more pole on this account 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Genuinely thought I’d posted more pole on this account 🤔
Stoned and unreasonably horny. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stoned and unreasonably horny. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! 🦃
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Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem
Me shooting my shot this trip 😅
a man is playing basketball in a gym with a basketball hoop .
ALT: a man is playing basketball in a gym with a basketball hoop .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me shooting my shot this trip 😅
Dear Brooklyn, what the fuck is with all the rain?!
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dear Brooklyn, what the fuck is with all the rain?!
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NYC bloomfs, do you exist?
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
NYC bloomfs, do you exist?
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Jonathan Bailey to me after laying back and pulling his knees up to his chest:
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jonathan Bailey to me after laying back and pulling his knees up to his chest:
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Advent calendar but its just someone giving me $5000 every day until Christmas. 👉👈
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Advent calendar but its just someone giving me $5000 every day until Christmas. 👉👈
Striking out across the board tonight. “There’s somebody for everybody” is feeling a lot like “there’s somebody for everybody else” 🥱
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Striking out across the board tonight. “There’s somebody for everybody” is feeling a lot like “there’s somebody for everybody else” 🥱
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Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻
NYC bloomfs, do you exist?
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
NYC bloomfs, do you exist?
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I need me 700 million dollars. That would solve a lot of my problems.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I need me 700 million dollars. That would solve a lot of my problems.
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Good morning I bring good news
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning I bring good news
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
I usually have very medium feelings about myself in candids, but my kickball teammate took this a few weeks ago and I’m kinda giving here
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I usually have very medium feelings about myself in candids, but my kickball teammate took this a few weeks ago and I’m kinda giving here
Them: “awe you’re such a teddy bear”
Me internally: then cuddle me you fucking COWARD
Me irl: “awe thanks ☺️”
Me internally: then cuddle me you fucking COWARD
Me irl: “awe thanks ☺️”
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Them: “awe you’re such a teddy bear”
Me internally: then cuddle me you fucking COWARD
Me irl: “awe thanks ☺️”
Me internally: then cuddle me you fucking COWARD
Me irl: “awe thanks ☺️”
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How I’ve been feeling lately
😂😩🙄🤣
😂😩🙄🤣
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How I’ve been feeling lately
😂😩🙄🤣
😂😩🙄🤣
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Topping is so crazy like woah i’m really inside of you..
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Topping is so crazy like woah i’m really inside of you..
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We really just let queer people say anything 😂💀 'cause what does this caption even mean!?!
It's too cold outside to go alone; take one of these 💙
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We really just let queer people say anything 😂💀 'cause what does this caption even mean!?!
I need to be held! 😫
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I need to be held! 😫
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The only action I’ve gotten lately is from the mosquitos sucking my blood 🦟
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The only action I’ve gotten lately is from the mosquitos sucking my blood 🦟
Me when I get home from this trip
a person is cutting a piece of meat with a hammer .
ALT: a person is cutting a piece of meat with a hammer .
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November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me when I get home from this trip
Oldest selfie on my phone
Legit day 1 of having an iPhone (2019)
Legit day 1 of having an iPhone (2019)
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone
Legit day 1 of having an iPhone (2019)
Legit day 1 of having an iPhone (2019)