Vanity Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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NEW WILLOW ALBUM NEXT TUESDAY?!
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM
NEW WILLOW ALBUM NEXT TUESDAY?!
This to say: if you submit things to an editor, please know that we are GENUINELY rooting for you. We want you to succeed! We know how tough this shit is. We literally cheer when we accept pieces and those are our favorite days!
Finally got a research article on my editor desk that I LOVE and I have to R&R it 🥲. Literally this conclusion is SO good, but I can’t ignore other aspects of the paper that weaken its argument 🥲
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This to say: if you submit things to an editor, please know that we are GENUINELY rooting for you. We want you to succeed! We know how tough this shit is. We literally cheer when we accept pieces and those are our favorite days!
Finally got a research article on my editor desk that I LOVE and I have to R&R it 🥲. Literally this conclusion is SO good, but I can’t ignore other aspects of the paper that weaken its argument 🥲
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Finally got a research article on my editor desk that I LOVE and I have to R&R it 🥲. Literally this conclusion is SO good, but I can’t ignore other aspects of the paper that weaken its argument 🥲
Literally insane the price I pay for enjoying a little dairy treat, but until it kills me I will persist!
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Literally insane the price I pay for enjoying a little dairy treat, but until it kills me I will persist!
Look, I can appreciate the U.S. political theater as much as the next person, but what are they actually going to do about it? When will they actually impeach someone? If I don’t see articles of impeachment I literally can not be bothered to care and will help people primary my congressional reps.
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Look, I can appreciate the U.S. political theater as much as the next person, but what are they actually going to do about it? When will they actually impeach someone? If I don’t see articles of impeachment I literally can not be bothered to care and will help people primary my congressional reps.
NEW VICTORIA MONET ON A WEDNESDAY
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
NEW VICTORIA MONET ON A WEDNESDAY
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the hottest thing a man can do is go around smashing people’s ring cameras
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
the hottest thing a man can do is go around smashing people’s ring cameras
Oh? I hadn’t noticed
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Oh? I hadn’t noticed
Idk he’s just gonna kick the bucket tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Idk he’s just gonna kick the bucket tomorrow
Never talk to me again. I am unwell 😩
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Never talk to me again. I am unwell 😩
Anyways, my Venmo is @chaotictranself if anyone would like to pay my $95 ticket 🥰
Anyways I hope hell is real so that all cops go somewhere in the afterlife ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Anyways, my Venmo is @chaotictranself if anyone would like to pay my $95 ticket 🥰
Anyways I hope hell is real so that all cops go somewhere in the afterlife ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Anyways I hope hell is real so that all cops go somewhere in the afterlife ❤️
Literacy is dead and I am pissing on its corpse
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Literacy is dead and I am pissing on its corpse
Expected to have six undergrads at my workshop, and now there are 30 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Expected to have six undergrads at my workshop, and now there are 30 🥲
Women from 70s-90s
Curling lowkey kinda eats
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Women from 70s-90s
Everyone say “good job vanity” because I actually turned in my assignments today 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Everyone say “good job vanity” because I actually turned in my assignments today 🥲
Jade tonight 😌
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Jade tonight 😌
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Anyways, sibling reveal
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Anyways, sibling reveal
Anyways, sibling reveal
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Anyways, sibling reveal
Genuinely makes me emotional talking to my sibling. They’re so far ahead of where I was when I was their age. They’re going to be so much more than anyone can ever imagine and I can’t love them enough
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Genuinely makes me emotional talking to my sibling. They’re so far ahead of where I was when I was their age. They’re going to be so much more than anyone can ever imagine and I can’t love them enough
Voilà, un site bien fonctionnel 😂
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Voilà, un site bien fonctionnel 😂
Love that only have of this is translated 😂 #functionalwebsite
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Love that only have of this is translated 😂 #functionalwebsite
ANYWAYS time to go touch myself for a half hour to force my brain to produce serotonin
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ANYWAYS time to go touch myself for a half hour to force my brain to produce serotonin
Internet has shit out on all of my virtual meetings. Thank god tbh
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Internet has shit out on all of my virtual meetings. Thank god tbh