Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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Heteronormativity in gay male sexuality is so crazy to me, because what do you mean you don’t wanna link with me because we’re both bottoms/tops.
Penetration isn’t the only way to achieve ecstasy/pleasure.
& before the vers girls comment, this isn’t for y’all.
Penetration isn’t the only way to achieve ecstasy/pleasure.
& before the vers girls comment, this isn’t for y’all.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heteronormativity in gay male sexuality is so crazy to me, because what do you mean you don’t wanna link with me because we’re both bottoms/tops.
Penetration isn’t the only way to achieve ecstasy/pleasure.
& before the vers girls comment, this isn’t for y’all.
Penetration isn’t the only way to achieve ecstasy/pleasure.
& before the vers girls comment, this isn’t for y’all.
Why is every adult activity just a $30 transaction?
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Why is every adult activity just a $30 transaction?
The only thing better than gay marriage is gay divorce, because then you get to defile gods sacred matrimony twice 😌
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The only thing better than gay marriage is gay divorce, because then you get to defile gods sacred matrimony twice 😌
Then again, there are people with celiacs which is proof that actually there likely wasn’t even a god to begin with because what creature would deprive or allow someone to be deprived of one of life’s most simple joys? But I digress
I know that if there is a god, they have left us alone on this earth, but the fact that pasta exists does make me wonder if maybe, just maybe
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Then again, there are people with celiacs which is proof that actually there likely wasn’t even a god to begin with because what creature would deprive or allow someone to be deprived of one of life’s most simple joys? But I digress
I know that if there is a god, they have left us alone on this earth, but the fact that pasta exists does make me wonder if maybe, just maybe
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I know that if there is a god, they have left us alone on this earth, but the fact that pasta exists does make me wonder if maybe, just maybe
No one in my professional life knows that I’m a slut online 😳 (but they could probably guess)
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
No one in my professional life knows that I’m a slut online 😳 (but they could probably guess)
Getting headshots today when I really should be getting backshots 😔
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Getting headshots today when I really should be getting backshots 😔
Heartwarming: a woman experiences debt she will never recover from for being a bigot 🥰
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Heartwarming: a woman experiences debt she will never recover from for being a bigot 🥰
At least the dystopian hell still comes with gay marriage!
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At least the dystopian hell still comes with gay marriage!
Future husband needs to either be totally obsessed with me or know how to play Spanish guitar
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Future husband needs to either be totally obsessed with me or know how to play Spanish guitar
So, like, are we gonna need to start voting with bricks since the ballot boxes don’t seem to be encouraging democrats?
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
So, like, are we gonna need to start voting with bricks since the ballot boxes don’t seem to be encouraging democrats?
Crazy to live in a world where a government uses the people’s money to argue about denying people money to buy food. It is genuinely so comically evil and I think anyone who’s involved in denying people food should pass away immediately
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Crazy to live in a world where a government uses the people’s money to argue about denying people money to buy food. It is genuinely so comically evil and I think anyone who’s involved in denying people food should pass away immediately
The face/the scent
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The face/the scent
Millennials are all software engineers because we all had to learn how to do HTML coding for our MySpace and Tumblr blogs and now we’re lost looking for a new purpose
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Millennials are all software engineers because we all had to learn how to do HTML coding for our MySpace and Tumblr blogs and now we’re lost looking for a new purpose
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Dl bi guy gave me a hickey call that a trademark
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Dl bi guy gave me a hickey call that a trademark
Oldest selfie on your phone
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
I wanna give a man head so sloppy it sounds like the waves during a category 5 hurricane. I’m talking about The National Weather Service knowing about me and having to retire my name
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I wanna give a man head so sloppy it sounds like the waves during a category 5 hurricane. I’m talking about The National Weather Service knowing about me and having to retire my name
Credenza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Credenza would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Cool kids listen to Alameda
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cool kids listen to Alameda
It’s Saturday, unless it’s not. Check your local calendar for details
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s Saturday, unless it’s not. Check your local calendar for details
1:30 a.m, not enough motivation to fix my life, but just enough to work on my Miss Piggy impression
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
1:30 a.m, not enough motivation to fix my life, but just enough to work on my Miss Piggy impression
“But he wasn’t naked at naked yoga which was a huge red flag”
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“But he wasn’t naked at naked yoga which was a huge red flag”
Sure being at university robs me of sleep, time, money, sanity, health, happiness, and a sense of meaningful impact, BUT I do have a little button in browser that allows me to get a copy of any research article I want access to, so that’s pretty cool 😌
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sure being at university robs me of sleep, time, money, sanity, health, happiness, and a sense of meaningful impact, BUT I do have a little button in browser that allows me to get a copy of any research article I want access to, so that’s pretty cool 😌
One of the stranger albums I have on on my rotation. It’s literally just 30 min of this lady whistling and it is so good to lock in to
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One of the stranger albums I have on on my rotation. It’s literally just 30 min of this lady whistling and it is so good to lock in to
