Vanity Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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Goodnight from me and Clyde (my travel buddy) 🥰
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Goodnight from me and Clyde (my travel buddy) 🥰
Need someone to take me to see the Milky Way and cuddle me under the stars immediately
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Need someone to take me to see the Milky Way and cuddle me under the stars immediately
Hey everyone! I know new years is coming up, but I need us all to be normal about food. It’s not some big scary monster that’s going to kill you overnight. You can eat for enjoyment and not feel guilty or bad. Don’t let an ideal ruin your relationship with what gives you life and energy!
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hey everyone! I know new years is coming up, but I need us all to be normal about food. It’s not some big scary monster that’s going to kill you overnight. You can eat for enjoyment and not feel guilty or bad. Don’t let an ideal ruin your relationship with what gives you life and energy!
In:
Collars
Manners
Tattoos
Wearing the same outfit
Physical media
Therapy
Multiple partners
Good communication
Out:
AI
Paying at big box stores
Amazon
Technofeudalism
Dog whistles
Alt right movements
“Trad” content
Collars
Manners
Tattoos
Wearing the same outfit
Physical media
Therapy
Multiple partners
Good communication
Out:
AI
Paying at big box stores
Amazon
Technofeudalism
Dog whistles
Alt right movements
“Trad” content
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In:
Collars
Manners
Tattoos
Wearing the same outfit
Physical media
Therapy
Multiple partners
Good communication
Out:
AI
Paying at big box stores
Amazon
Technofeudalism
Dog whistles
Alt right movements
“Trad” content
Collars
Manners
Tattoos
Wearing the same outfit
Physical media
Therapy
Multiple partners
Good communication
Out:
AI
Paying at big box stores
Amazon
Technofeudalism
Dog whistles
Alt right movements
“Trad” content
Elbow grease? Yeah I’ve heard of j-lube
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Elbow grease? Yeah I’ve heard of j-lube
The practitioner will see everything about you now
December 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The practitioner will see everything about you now
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I grew up writing smut on Wattpad. So never doubt my abilities when it comes to sexting
December 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I grew up writing smut on Wattpad. So never doubt my abilities when it comes to sexting
A grad student so down bad for a hot man that he all but moves in and cooks for him? Yeah that’s accurate 😅
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
A grad student so down bad for a hot man that he all but moves in and cooks for him? Yeah that’s accurate 😅
The only way I would like to participate in this bicep thread is by someone wrapping theirs around me please and thank you
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The only way I would like to participate in this bicep thread is by someone wrapping theirs around me please and thank you
Accepting volunteers
Kissing a boy would heal me
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Accepting volunteers
Yonic would be a beautiful name for a baby they
December 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yonic would be a beautiful name for a baby they
I guess I was a little pent up 🥵
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess I was a little pent up 🥵
Episode six thread! Finale!!! #heatedrivalry
Oh #heatedrilvary (for engagement purposes)
Gonna embrace being an f-slur and watch the gay hockey show because I need to vicariously experience a toxic relationship
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Episode six thread! Finale!!! #heatedrivalry
Time for the best part of Christmas: touching yourself 😌
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Time for the best part of Christmas: touching yourself 😌
Little sibling, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
Me, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
My dad, “fuck I’d marry Henry Cavill. We’d build computers together 🙂”
Me, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
My dad, “fuck I’d marry Henry Cavill. We’d build computers together 🙂”
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Little sibling, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
Me, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
My dad, “fuck I’d marry Henry Cavill. We’d build computers together 🙂”
Me, “I’d marry Henry Cavill.”
My dad, “fuck I’d marry Henry Cavill. We’d build computers together 🙂”
And my intention of “fucking him and falling in love.” is a valid option 😌
I love gay people because it’s like “what are your intentions with my boyfriend?”
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And my intention of “fucking him and falling in love.” is a valid option 😌
I love gay people because it’s like “what are your intentions with my boyfriend?”
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love gay people because it’s like “what are your intentions with my boyfriend?”
Me, “im gay! I don’t know things!”
My dad, “yes. That’s why you use apple music”
My dad, “yes. That’s why you use apple music”
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Me, “im gay! I don’t know things!”
My dad, “yes. That’s why you use apple music”
My dad, “yes. That’s why you use apple music”
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Today is her day ✨🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today is her day ✨🎄
Merry Christmas to all from me and calliope
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Merry Christmas to all from me and calliope
As a reply guy (gn) it is my god given duty to say merry Christmas on all your posts individually 😌 anyways, if I missed yours, merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
As a reply guy (gn) it is my god given duty to say merry Christmas on all your posts individually 😌 anyways, if I missed yours, merry Christmas
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Requires viewing for all: youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Requires viewing for all: youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
It’s a sin to flaunt your wealth, but I’m having such a good time with my family that my stomach is sore from laughing
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It’s a sin to flaunt your wealth, but I’m having such a good time with my family that my stomach is sore from laughing
It’s been less than 12 hours and I miss her already
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s been less than 12 hours and I miss her already
Taking applications for those in need of a second boyfriend (gn)
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Taking applications for those in need of a second boyfriend (gn)