Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
“Im going over to see my friends tonight!” vs who im really going to see
Tu as raison, mais
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tu as raison, mais
Holding this space
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holding this space
The face/the scent
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The face/the scent
Oldest selfie on your phone
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Here’s a gem from when I was 17
Cool kids listen to Alameda
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cool kids listen to Alameda
It’s Saturday, unless it’s not. Check your local calendar for details
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s Saturday, unless it’s not. Check your local calendar for details
One of the stranger albums I have on on my rotation. It’s literally just 30 min of this lady whistling and it is so good to lock in to
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One of the stranger albums I have on on my rotation. It’s literally just 30 min of this lady whistling and it is so good to lock in to
Imagine having money and social status and using that to create profound art that will remain timeless 😌
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Imagine having money and social status and using that to create profound art that will remain timeless 😌
Never let imposter syndrome keep you down because chances are someone is doing it confidently and worse
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Never let imposter syndrome keep you down because chances are someone is doing it confidently and worse
If I was the prosecutor and I said this aloud in a court of law with 7 years of schooling behind my name I would simply **** ******
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If I was the prosecutor and I said this aloud in a court of law with 7 years of schooling behind my name I would simply **** ******
Good afternoon pronoun havers 😌
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Good afternoon pronoun havers 😌
Instead of posting typos, I’m just going to post my body instead 😌
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Instead of posting typos, I’m just going to post my body instead 😌
No fr. Coworkers will be like:
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
No fr. Coworkers will be like:
Me waiting patiently
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Me waiting patiently
How I’m trying to be with you
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
How I’m trying to be with you
How I’m going to look if one more person tells me they’re happy it’s 80°f/27°c in November*
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How I’m going to look if one more person tells me they’re happy it’s 80°f/27°c in November*
Witch do you prefer (this is not my choice of decor)
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Witch do you prefer (this is not my choice of decor)
This is how she feels about deleting your inbox. Approved!
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is how she feels about deleting your inbox. Approved!