KT Vorwald
@gokartmozart.bsky.social
Professional troublemaker
Amateur cannabis and mushroom cultivator
Queer
No purpose, only fun. ✨
All opinions, especially the bad ones, are mine.
Amateur cannabis and mushroom cultivator
Queer
No purpose, only fun. ✨
All opinions, especially the bad ones, are mine.
Talking Heads' "Speaking in Tongues" came out 42 years ago today. I remember the first time I heard TH for the first time - it was Burning Down the House at the end of a David Copperfield TV special in 1989. This video is a deep memory. youtu.be/C2ulb7-g608?...
The Magic of David Copperfield XI: Explosive Encounter (1989) (With special guest Emma Samms)
YouTube video by Master Your Master
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June 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Talking Heads' "Speaking in Tongues" came out 42 years ago today. I remember the first time I heard TH for the first time - it was Burning Down the House at the end of a David Copperfield TV special in 1989. This video is a deep memory. youtu.be/C2ulb7-g608?...
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I want a jet ready to rush Cory Booker to South Carolina once he has broken the record so he can drop a microphone on Strom Thurmond's grave.
April 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I want a jet ready to rush Cory Booker to South Carolina once he has broken the record so he can drop a microphone on Strom Thurmond's grave.
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Confirmed DOGE is currently inside IMLS headquarters.
NEW — Keith Sonderling, Trump’s Deputy Secretary of Labor, has been named the Acting Director of the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), an agency source tells me. He’ll arrive tomorrow at their office with DOGE and their security detail.
March 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Confirmed DOGE is currently inside IMLS headquarters.
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🚨 Trump and Musk want to fire federal workers, gut public services, and hand our government to billionaires. We’re not letting that happen.
📢 Join us this Thursday at 8PM ET for a mass call to hear how we fight back—together.
📢 Join us this Thursday at 8PM ET for a mass call to hear how we fight back—together.
March 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🚨 Trump and Musk want to fire federal workers, gut public services, and hand our government to billionaires. We’re not letting that happen.
📢 Join us this Thursday at 8PM ET for a mass call to hear how we fight back—together.
📢 Join us this Thursday at 8PM ET for a mass call to hear how we fight back—together.
🙏🏻
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
🙏🏻
February 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Now the New York Times wants to act appalled at transphobia they helped normalize.
I am going to become the joker.
I am going to become the joker.
February 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Now the New York Times wants to act appalled at transphobia they helped normalize.
I am going to become the joker.
I am going to become the joker.
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
Look, I can't help what I'm good at.
February 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Look, I can't help what I'm good at.
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Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
Ainsley Earhardt makes a case for RFK Jr: "When you go to Europe, the food is delicious. It's so fresh. And you don't gain weight if you eat a big bowl of pasta. So we want that to come here to America."
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
I will never get used to getting "likes" on an Outlook email.
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I will never get used to getting "likes" on an Outlook email.
Won't somebody think of the poor comms staffer cringing at SED? Embarrassing 😳
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Won't somebody think of the poor comms staffer cringing at SED? Embarrassing 😳
When you write in to a podcast, do you skip to the mail portion every time a new podcast drops, or are you normal?
January 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When you write in to a podcast, do you skip to the mail portion every time a new podcast drops, or are you normal?
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One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
Would love to see some examples of "essentially no reason."
These people have spectacularly demonstrated that they are no only unable to be useful coalition partners, but will torch the coalition for essentially no reason besides wanting to stay mad, even when the alternative is unthinkably horrible. They have zero utility, let’s move beyond them
January 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Would love to see some examples of "essentially no reason."
Good news, everyone! My echocardiogram came back normal, so there are no concerns about my wonky heart zaps. My cardiologist even cleared me to go back on adderall as long as I monitor my BP, which I had been.
I am gonna get so much done! 😎
I am gonna get so much done! 😎
January 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Good news, everyone! My echocardiogram came back normal, so there are no concerns about my wonky heart zaps. My cardiologist even cleared me to go back on adderall as long as I monitor my BP, which I had been.
I am gonna get so much done! 😎
I am gonna get so much done! 😎
This is not the external organizing we've been asking for 🥴
It would also be a gross violation of international law and several treaties and would amount to a declaration of war on NATO.
You'd think that might be important enough for CNN to put in the headline.
Calling it an "expansion" is like calling the Titanic "leaky."
You'd think that might be important enough for CNN to put in the headline.
Calling it an "expansion" is like calling the Titanic "leaky."
December 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
This is not the external organizing we've been asking for 🥴
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Talking to someone who lives in Madrid about how a lot of people take almost a month off around Christmas. I see what god has done for others
December 24, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Talking to someone who lives in Madrid about how a lot of people take almost a month off around Christmas. I see what god has done for others
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
There is no certainty, is there?
December 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
There is no certainty, is there?
Really excited to read this with my kids. Start em young 😎
Preorders are live for my new book, ‘Fight to Win! Heroes of American Labor (The Young Readers Edition of Fight Like Hell)’!!! It’s for ages 10-14, and I’m so excited to share these stories with the next generation of troublemakers!
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Fight-...
Check out the cover!
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Fight-...
Check out the cover!
December 13, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Really excited to read this with my kids. Start em young 😎
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There’s a somewhat-famous article from about 15 years ago that I’ve linked, that speaks of the role retailers started to play in product safety. In Trump 2, it’s going to be plaintiffs’ lawyers. How you know they’re getting scared: watch for “tort reform” discussions to become a big topic.
Wal-Mart: the new FDA - Jul. 16, 2008
money.cnn.com
December 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
There’s a somewhat-famous article from about 15 years ago that I’ve linked, that speaks of the role retailers started to play in product safety. In Trump 2, it’s going to be plaintiffs’ lawyers. How you know they’re getting scared: watch for “tort reform” discussions to become a big topic.