Jonny Falalalalanas
@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
Fulham v Crystal Palace, the two ronnies derby
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Fulham v Crystal Palace, the two ronnies derby
“We’re Marley and Marley…. WHOOOOO!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
“We’re Marley and Marley…. WHOOOOO!”
I officially pronounce it Christmas!
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I officially pronounce it Christmas!
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The bit in Fairytale of New York where it’s like:
Shane McGowan: Well I could have been someone
and then Kirsty MacColl is all:
WeLL sO cOuLD aNyOnE!!!!!!
she ate him up, no crumbs, men’s mental health who xxx
Shane McGowan: Well I could have been someone
and then Kirsty MacColl is all:
WeLL sO cOuLD aNyOnE!!!!!!
she ate him up, no crumbs, men’s mental health who xxx
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The bit in Fairytale of New York where it’s like:
Shane McGowan: Well I could have been someone
and then Kirsty MacColl is all:
WeLL sO cOuLD aNyOnE!!!!!!
she ate him up, no crumbs, men’s mental health who xxx
Shane McGowan: Well I could have been someone
and then Kirsty MacColl is all:
WeLL sO cOuLD aNyOnE!!!!!!
she ate him up, no crumbs, men’s mental health who xxx
I know the World Cup Draw was incredibly complex, but I fail to see why Portugal avoided Norway, other than FIFA didn’t want to lose Ronaldo in the group stages
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I know the World Cup Draw was incredibly complex, but I fail to see why Portugal avoided Norway, other than FIFA didn’t want to lose Ronaldo in the group stages
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The FIFA peace prize. #worldcupdraw26
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The FIFA peace prize. #worldcupdraw26
“You can shove your FiFA peace prize up your arse!” 🎵
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“You can shove your FiFA peace prize up your arse!” 🎵
ITS NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU TWAT!
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ITS NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU TWAT!
Think this is the earliest I’ve ever been bored by a World Cup tournament
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Think this is the earliest I’ve ever been bored by a World Cup tournament
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FIFA are the absolute worst, cannot perceive of any single GROUP so trash tbqh
FIFA will award their first ever Peace Prize to Donald Trump.
Truly a stunning development from an award created solely because Donald Trump wants a peace prize...
Truly a stunning development from an award created solely because Donald Trump wants a peace prize...
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
FIFA are the absolute worst, cannot perceive of any single GROUP so trash tbqh
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Think I’m on telly again, on New Years Day. Nothing new, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy watching it and still not knowing the answers!
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Think I’m on telly again, on New Years Day. Nothing new, but I’m sure I’ll enjoy watching it and still not knowing the answers!
Robin Smith was one of the greatest batters I ever saw, and one of the reasons I fell in love with cricket
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Robin Smith was one of the greatest batters I ever saw, and one of the reasons I fell in love with cricket
“Coming to the virtual in 3… 2… 1…”
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Coming to the virtual in 3… 2… 1…”
Read that FDR moved Thanksgiving back a week at the behest of big retail because they wanted an extended Christmas shipping period, which brought about Black Friday. I mean you can’t believe everything on the internet, but sounds legit!
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Read that FDR moved Thanksgiving back a week at the behest of big retail because they wanted an extended Christmas shipping period, which brought about Black Friday. I mean you can’t believe everything on the internet, but sounds legit!
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He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
[REDACTED] is on it
And [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Jeffrey Epstein is coming to town.
He’s checking it twice
[REDACTED] is on it
And [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Jeffrey Epstein is coming to town.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
[REDACTED] is on it
And [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Jeffrey Epstein is coming to town.
He’s checking it twice
[REDACTED] is on it
And [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
Jeffrey Epstein is coming to town.
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I think I’ll watch Love Actually soon, and review all the relationships, how they play out and where they are now. I’m guessing not well in most cases!
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think I’ll watch Love Actually soon, and review all the relationships, how they play out and where they are now. I’m guessing not well in most cases!
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“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
Tax VAR decisions
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tax VAR decisions
Right, I am on one!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Right, I am on one!!!
Any poets / poetry students out there who know what the rules of rhythm in a Haiku are? I know it’s 5-7-5 and no rhyming scheme but is there anything about where the stresses come? Is it simply de-dum-de dum-dum or are there specific beats?
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Any poets / poetry students out there who know what the rules of rhythm in a Haiku are? I know it’s 5-7-5 and no rhyming scheme but is there anything about where the stresses come? Is it simply de-dum-de dum-dum or are there specific beats?