Jonny Falalalalanas
@gojonnybananas.bsky.social
Crewe Alex. Lib Dem. Proud Northerner in Mid Beds. Geek. Irregular. Works best on his own. Officially an author. I will burn... The Heart... Out of you.
I officially pronounce it Christmas!
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I officially pronounce it Christmas!
My afternoon, I regret nothing!
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My afternoon, I regret nothing!
So the reason racism exists is because of asylum seekers? If there weren't foreign looking people on our streets, then there wouldn't be racist abuse!
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So the reason racism exists is because of asylum seekers? If there weren't foreign looking people on our streets, then there wouldn't be racist abuse!
Why is the first word of this headline there?
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why is the first word of this headline there?
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Bet came in with literally the last kick of the game #crewealex
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bet came in with literally the last kick of the game #crewealex
Annual trip with #crewealex to the best / worst ground in league 2
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Annual trip with #crewealex to the best / worst ground in league 2
Love this hoody
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Love this hoody
“I’ve been working with this for half an hour now. Let’s say I wanted a bite, see… I don’t understand how… if you kept folding it keeps breaking…”
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“I’ve been working with this for half an hour now. Let’s say I wanted a bite, see… I don’t understand how… if you kept folding it keeps breaking…”
News this week
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
News this week
This is the lead story on the BBC, highlighting small minded prejudices and allowing people to portray all asylum seekers as threatening. There are a few sentences buried 3/4 of the way down showing the reality of asylum accommodation, but the overall article is just a Reform leaflet.
September 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This is the lead story on the BBC, highlighting small minded prejudices and allowing people to portray all asylum seekers as threatening. There are a few sentences buried 3/4 of the way down showing the reality of asylum accommodation, but the overall article is just a Reform leaflet.
It’s like some sort of Disney fairytale!
August 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s like some sort of Disney fairytale!
Watching the #hundred at #homeofcricket #lords Still find it difficult to support a team that has David Warner in it #londonspirit
August 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Watching the #hundred at #homeofcricket #lords Still find it difficult to support a team that has David Warner in it #londonspirit
When your own book’s join in the media pile on
July 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When your own book’s join in the media pile on
Being trolled by sky sports at work
July 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Being trolled by sky sports at work
“I hold in my hand a piece of paper…”
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
“I hold in my hand a piece of paper…”
Found this at the back of my charity shop book. If you did buy your mam a Richard Osman for Christmas, rest assured that I’m pretty certain she finished it before donating.
June 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Found this at the back of my charity shop book. If you did buy your mam a Richard Osman for Christmas, rest assured that I’m pretty certain she finished it before donating.
New Poe announced
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
New Poe announced