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Godzyfan
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Geek of all trades. Godzilla is my spirit animal. 🏳️‍🌈
Accurate.

No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The best part of hulu's Paradise are the unusual and often creepy covers of 80s songs they play.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
To everyone who's been telling me for 2 years to play Dead Space - you're right! It's SO GOOD
March 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Forget "good trouble", the Dems aren't even capable of mediocre trouble at this point.
March 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Instead of boycotting Amazon which will only hurt independent artists and not Bezos, let's boycott and protest Tesla and X (Twitter) because this foreign billionaire is running our government without our consent. None of you should have an X account.
March 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Is this a movie about me?
From Stephen King & Mike Flanagan.

The mystery of a lifetime.

THE LIFE OF CHUCK.

How do you describe the indescribable?

See for yourself in theaters June.
March 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm in the middle of my millionth rewatch of Buffy and we're almost at her season. I know a lot people hated Dawn and I found her annoying at first but her sisterly bond with Buffy really moved me and reminded me of my own. This is so sad!! RIP #MichelleTrachtenberg
February 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Same girl. Mine's cats, Billie Eilish, lesbians, and Korean 7-Eleven ramen dinners. Anyone else?
Overheard in a sandwich place: “I’m curating my TikTok to not let me think”
February 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dear Manager,

This week:

1. I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
2. And heaven knows I'm miserable now
3. I was looking for a job
4. And then I found a job
5. And heaven knows I'm miserable now
Dear Manager, this week:

1. I bought you a brand new Ford, you wanted a Cadillac
2. I bought you a $10 dinner, you said thanks for the snack
3. I let you stay in my penthouse, you called it a shack
4. I gave you 7 children & now you want to give them back
5. I got the blues
Dear manager,

This week:

1. I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
2. Turned on some music to start my day
3. I lost myself in a familiar song
4. I closed my eyes and
5. I slipped away
February 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
me watching blade: what is he shooting those vampires with, daylight?

this movie is incredible tho
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.

Me, 20 years later: fuck
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Women who have married and changed their names could be prevented from voting under the SAVE Act. The same is true of anyone else whose name doesn’t match their birth certificate.

The MAGA crew really cherish voter suppression and disenfranchisement, don’t they?
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
so gladiator II literally jumped the shark with that shark in the colosseum scene didn't they
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
forget the superbowl, I'm watching the real contest of champions gladiator and gladiator II
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
anyone else watching disclaimer and noticing there's a cat in almost every scene? I swear this director loves cats and I'm here for it
February 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the most annoying thing about watching the show 24 is the staggering number of people who say "nuke-u-lar" instead of nuclear
February 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
this'll probably cost me some lesbian cred but I just don't like me and bobbie mcgee
February 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
no cheating. your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist

seems appropriate
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Pride is a riot again in 2025
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm trying to stay away from news and politics in general because it's too depressing. But, locally seeing some pretty cringe comments from people who don't think there should be protests at Moulton's town hall cuz we should only be fighting Republicans? I think we can do both. We won't stay silent.
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
new corporate buzzword I hate hearing in meetings: "leverage"
January 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Someone somehow needs to get Musk to open the Ark of the Covenant.
January 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
So glad I got my xbox working so I could spend this day playing Indiana Jones and punching people who give the Seig Heils salute... you know, Nazis
January 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM