Guy
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That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
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@ The Unholy Land
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WAKE UP DEAD MAN may be my favorite KNIVES OUT movie. It is wildly ambitious, with Rian Johnson using the structure & pleasures of a locked door mystery to say something about the state of faith in America right now.
That something? People should choose mercy & grace instead of rage and vengeance.
That something? People should choose mercy & grace instead of rage and vengeance.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
WAKE UP DEAD MAN may be my favorite KNIVES OUT movie. It is wildly ambitious, with Rian Johnson using the structure & pleasures of a locked door mystery to say something about the state of faith in America right now.
That something? People should choose mercy & grace instead of rage and vengeance.
That something? People should choose mercy & grace instead of rage and vengeance.
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Everyone get hyresectomies now!! They cant stop all of us!!
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Everyone get hyresectomies now!! They cant stop all of us!!
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I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I wil never take ozempic, because what if the time finally comes to eat the rich and I have no appetite?
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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me: why the fuck is jordan peterson in the icu again
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
me: why the fuck is jordan peterson in the icu again
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
my dad: i don’t know who that is
me: god i wish that were me
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Also this reminded me of the archways in Córdoba's mosque
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Also this reminded me of the archways in Córdoba's mosque
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Real thieves. Practical theft.
The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Real thieves. Practical theft.
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Wait, wait... sorry to split marketing hairs here, but was it "filmed FOR security cameras" or "shot ON security cameras?"
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wait, wait... sorry to split marketing hairs here, but was it "filmed FOR security cameras" or "shot ON security cameras?"
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The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
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Honestly this explains a lot.
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Honestly this explains a lot.
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a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
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Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Importantly, this wouldn't have passed without Dem support. There was enough of a split within Republican ranks that if Dems had voted against the bill it would've been doa. Giving Trump a blank check to warmonger *and* passing an anti-trans measure was a choice.
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If I had a nickel for every time Idina Menzel played a sorceress who was clearly a lesbian but its second act was too cowardly to admit it...
perry the platypus says i 'd have two nickels ... which isn 't a lot
ALT: perry the platypus says i 'd have two nickels ... which isn 't a lot
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Idina Menzel played a sorceress who was clearly a lesbian but its second act was too cowardly to admit it...
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The Frozen movies will always feel really weird because the obvious arc of the story is that Elsa gets a girlfriend but Disney are cowards so the story is currently "After learning she can accept her magic and she doesn't have to be alone Elsa decides to leave everyone to live alone in an ice cave."
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Frozen movies will always feel really weird because the obvious arc of the story is that Elsa gets a girlfriend but Disney are cowards so the story is currently "After learning she can accept her magic and she doesn't have to be alone Elsa decides to leave everyone to live alone in an ice cave."
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Alternatively
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Alternatively
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All of this money spent on this study and not a single mention of things that might keep people away: disruptive audience behavior, increasingly poor technical presentation, every shrinking theatrical windows (or day and date indies). I love theaters, and go multiple times a week, but it’s grim.
How Can Movie Theaters Fill More Seats Again? A Bain Report Shares Suggestions
"Audiences haven’t abandoned theaters; they need a more compelling reason to go," the consultancy highlights, sharing suggestions for how to bring fans back to the cinema in the post-COVID era.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
All of this money spent on this study and not a single mention of things that might keep people away: disruptive audience behavior, increasingly poor technical presentation, every shrinking theatrical windows (or day and date indies). I love theaters, and go multiple times a week, but it’s grim.
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time to pull out the seasonal favorites
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
time to pull out the seasonal favorites
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A spin off from her birth to her death would be so perfect to show the stages of the Fall and the division of Númenor reflected on the one in her family, and it'd be a perspective of the story from the pov of a character who's central to it and yet silent in the original material
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A spin off from her birth to her death would be so perfect to show the stages of the Fall and the division of Númenor reflected on the one in her family, and it'd be a perspective of the story from the pov of a character who's central to it and yet silent in the original material
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It's really fascinating to see these guys suddenly get interested in anthropology now that their economic models are collapsing and destroying everything
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's really fascinating to see these guys suddenly get interested in anthropology now that their economic models are collapsing and destroying everything