Gobukiller
gobukiller.bsky.social
Gobukiller
@gobukiller.bsky.social
If people can’t tell you’re being sarcastic, you’re not being sarcastic. If it doesn’t come from the sarcasm region of France, it’s just sparkling sardonicism.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I got $10 that says this was autopilot’s fault.
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wait, wait… don’t tell me, I know this one!
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Can the Electric Mayhem replace Aerosmith in Wayne’s World 2 as well?
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Kevin Spacey admits he’s had a shitty fucking accountant for thirty years
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
No! No! That’s not true! We’d be perfectly happy to somehow drop INTO a train from the top to fight someone inside it!
Men only want one thing (to fight someone on top of a moving train)
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Jethro once again defeating that sniveling jerk from the bank
I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Killers of the Flower Moon has a 93% score on RT. Weird, why would someone consider THAT movie not “worth watching” 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Film series are like drugs. Some are cannabis, some are LSD, and some are coke. I will probably explain myself in a video later, but I’m open to questions
October 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey, @michaelswaim.bsky.social you ever play that point and click game what has Tim Curry playing Dr Frankenstein in FMV? I think there was some kryptonite looking thing in there?
October 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cyclopes can’t wink. They can only blink but sassy
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Alright, I’m just gonna come right out and say it. I actually like painted brick houses. I think it looks classy as hell.
October 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Has anyone ever called meth “cracker crack” and if not, why?
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Dave Chappelle is one of the most overrated entertainers in history. He's got one good comedy special and two good seasons of a sketch comedy show and all of that happened like two decades ago
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Physical fitness gets harder as you get older. It’s also harder when you’re busier. In other words: Generals who have weight issues are probably very experienced and hard working. GEE GOLLY
October 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ms. Owens, when the other party is bringing scientific proof your reputation doesn’t even cover the small blind
September 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Things only true in film and television: if someone is having money problems, they leave a bunch of their past due and late payment notices out for anyone to see
September 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Listen, @rianjohnson.bsky.social , I love you. But if the Avenger is the killer for a third time… I’ll probably love you even more. But I won’t be happy about it!
September 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I just can’t shake this feeling like I’m forgetting something today 🤔
September 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
What a waste of ammo
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Jon Reep used to be one of the only cool things about growing up in Hickory. Now it’s just like all the other stuff about growing up in Hickory.
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“So this Edward Cullen is a Dracula?”
“Actually, it’s only a Dracula if it comes from the Transylvania region of Romania. Otherwise it’s just sparkling vampire.”
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM