Gobukiller
@gobukiller.bsky.social
3 mana artifact. 2 and tap: target creature with power 3 or less can’t attack or block until end of turn.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
3 mana artifact. 2 and tap: target creature with power 3 or less can’t attack or block until end of turn.
(Also: perfect movie, perfect trilogy, no notes)
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
(Also: perfect movie, perfect trilogy, no notes)
Ok, but who the hell picked the “colors” for these graphs? Anastasia Steele?
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ok, but who the hell picked the “colors” for these graphs? Anastasia Steele?
But was the al pastor made with real pastors?
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
But was the al pastor made with real pastors?
Also: sometimes there’s a John Lithgow type there
October 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Also: sometimes there’s a John Lithgow type there
Because human cloning is illegal, and that is in fact the ONLY reason.
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Because human cloning is illegal, and that is in fact the ONLY reason.
You should never have taken him out! Always have a backup plan! 😉
October 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You should never have taken him out! Always have a backup plan! 😉
I still feel weird about off color fetches in my decks. The cards should LOOK like the right colors (with obvious exceptions like reminder text)
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I still feel weird about off color fetches in my decks. The cards should LOOK like the right colors (with obvious exceptions like reminder text)
(Also: Meet the Parents and Analyze This are forgotten by history because of mediocre sequels, but the first movies were awesome)
October 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
(Also: Meet the Parents and Analyze This are forgotten by history because of mediocre sequels, but the first movies were awesome)
Oh, wait… so is Kanye 😒
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh, wait… so is Kanye 😒
I’m the Kanye West of that prescription
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I’m the Kanye West of that prescription