@gnometchotchke.bsky.social
Person. Human. Not an alien. 2025. Real skeleton.
I don't think it's too late to make being a bimbo my 2025 resolution
July 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don't think it's too late to make being a bimbo my 2025 resolution
Yes I pet this dog, yes it was the highlight of my night
July 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yes I pet this dog, yes it was the highlight of my night
We should have safe consumption sites for socializing with men.
July 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We should have safe consumption sites for socializing with men.
Writing a lil powm and eating mac and cheese and ham and peas.
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Writing a lil powm and eating mac and cheese and ham and peas.
Just responded to a query on how many dimensions my dresser for sale is with "3" and feeling pretty funny about that now but tomorrow I hope they don't hate me and still buy it
July 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just responded to a query on how many dimensions my dresser for sale is with "3" and feeling pretty funny about that now but tomorrow I hope they don't hate me and still buy it
I got a bite guard to stop me grinding my teeth at night and it kind of feels like I'm sucking on a pacifier, partly that feels stupid and partly I feel like yeah I could be a baby.
July 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I got a bite guard to stop me grinding my teeth at night and it kind of feels like I'm sucking on a pacifier, partly that feels stupid and partly I feel like yeah I could be a baby.
I told you I'm a real skeleton.
Aries: Your skeleton will try to escape this week. You will be powerless to stop it.
July 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I told you I'm a real skeleton.
I just realized I know almost nothing about fish
June 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I just realized I know almost nothing about fish
The Anals of American History was my next book title it was going to be a history of sodomy in america, jk I made that up but now I really want to make that happen.
June 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Anals of American History was my next book title it was going to be a history of sodomy in america, jk I made that up but now I really want to make that happen.
I hate days when I'm not funny bc it means I don't get dopamine from likes and that's honestly what gets me through at least half my day D:< someone talk to me so I can be funny
June 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hate days when I'm not funny bc it means I don't get dopamine from likes and that's honestly what gets me through at least half my day D:< someone talk to me so I can be funny
I like to sprinkle that sprinkly dry shampoo in my hair so I can scritch it out like sand.
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I like to sprinkle that sprinkly dry shampoo in my hair so I can scritch it out like sand.
June 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
June 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i have not been able to grow one bird with this seed
I can't go out tonight I have to stay home and eat a block of cheese with my cat
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can't go out tonight I have to stay home and eat a block of cheese with my cat
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I'm new here and if you don't follow me you'll hurt my feelings, do you really want that in your conscience?
June 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm new here and if you don't follow me you'll hurt my feelings, do you really want that in your conscience?
Gonna start pronouncing female like tamale
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gonna start pronouncing female like tamale
Gonna sculpt a marriage proposal on the shower wall out of my hair, hope she says yes
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gonna sculpt a marriage proposal on the shower wall out of my hair, hope she says yes
veggie taaaales
veggie taaaallleesss
veggie taaaaales
veg.gie. tales.
[You've been cursed, please pass it on.]
veggie taaaallleesss
veggie taaaaales
veg.gie. tales.
[You've been cursed, please pass it on.]
June 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
veggie taaaales
veggie taaaallleesss
veggie taaaaales
veg.gie. tales.
[You've been cursed, please pass it on.]
veggie taaaallleesss
veggie taaaaales
veg.gie. tales.
[You've been cursed, please pass it on.]
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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Repent today and save 10% off selected merchandise
June 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Repent today and save 10% off selected merchandise
arugula can fuck right off
sneakin in to my salads and sandwiches like its normal and doesnt taste like solvent. Calling it "rocket" doesnt make it better that just makes me think of a a dogs ding dong.
sneakin in to my salads and sandwiches like its normal and doesnt taste like solvent. Calling it "rocket" doesnt make it better that just makes me think of a a dogs ding dong.
June 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
arugula can fuck right off
sneakin in to my salads and sandwiches like its normal and doesnt taste like solvent. Calling it "rocket" doesnt make it better that just makes me think of a a dogs ding dong.
sneakin in to my salads and sandwiches like its normal and doesnt taste like solvent. Calling it "rocket" doesnt make it better that just makes me think of a a dogs ding dong.