@gnometchotchke.bsky.social
Person. Human. Not an alien. 2025. Real skeleton.
What are you going to do with all that microplastic blood just hoard it all for yourself??
July 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are you going to do with all that microplastic blood just hoard it all for yourself??
This makes me yearn for a far off place I've never been
July 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This makes me yearn for a far off place I've never been
After the hype up post and everything!! Betrayal
July 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
After the hype up post and everything!! Betrayal
What do people do with your insecure airtag?
July 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What do people do with your insecure airtag?
Oof why'd you have to do me like that while I was enjoying my coffee
July 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oof why'd you have to do me like that while I was enjoying my coffee
😆 I haven't thought about that name for a minute
July 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
😆 I haven't thought about that name for a minute
I don't know enough about batman to know if that's a compliment or an insult 🤔 😆
July 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't know enough about batman to know if that's a compliment or an insult 🤔 😆
I'm sleepy and I do have a 5 year plan, but I have a plan for everything.
July 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I'm sleepy and I do have a 5 year plan, but I have a plan for everything.
We can just do this to chairs??
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We can just do this to chairs??
I hope there's nothing wrong with you!
July 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I hope there's nothing wrong with you!
You make me want to get in my garden but I also need a nap!
July 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You make me want to get in my garden but I also need a nap!
Shoot i forgot to post alt text, it's a cutie Bernese on her back with an up close shot, her eyes are wide and her teeth are goofy and cute and she's a smiling round sausage with her paws up.
July 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Shoot i forgot to post alt text, it's a cutie Bernese on her back with an up close shot, her eyes are wide and her teeth are goofy and cute and she's a smiling round sausage with her paws up.
Do a Mini draft together :) that would be cute and fun
July 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do a Mini draft together :) that would be cute and fun
Now I need a dungeon synth cover of Raphael's Final Act... and a nap. Holler me if you make one 😆
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Now I need a dungeon synth cover of Raphael's Final Act... and a nap. Holler me if you make one 😆
In your defense it's easy to do.
July 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In your defense it's easy to do.
Oh my god 😆😆😆 devastating either way lol. okay but I WISH they'd play dungeon synth in elevators, maybe only when you're going down to add to the ambiance. starting a petition now.
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh my god 😆😆😆 devastating either way lol. okay but I WISH they'd play dungeon synth in elevators, maybe only when you're going down to add to the ambiance. starting a petition now.
One time I was listening to black metal and my kid was like, what is this Halloween Christmas music??? And I was like you know what, yeah.
July 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
One time I was listening to black metal and my kid was like, what is this Halloween Christmas music??? And I was like you know what, yeah.
I can dream. But you should. You could shitpost irl.
July 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can dream. But you should. You could shitpost irl.
Same just about! Since high school, 2000.
July 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Same just about! Since high school, 2000.
Anyone that is going to intimidate you is going to be shit to play against anyway 🩷 there will always be new people learning, I absolutely love teaching people and watching them have aha moments and develop strategies. Don't let that stop you.
July 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Anyone that is going to intimidate you is going to be shit to play against anyway 🩷 there will always be new people learning, I absolutely love teaching people and watching them have aha moments and develop strategies. Don't let that stop you.
Did that really happen
July 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Did that really happen
As a Canadian, yep. Also as a canadian plz tag me if you see Canucks being dumbasses because I'm in my second mean era and I'm itching for a fight.
July 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As a Canadian, yep. Also as a canadian plz tag me if you see Canucks being dumbasses because I'm in my second mean era and I'm itching for a fight.