Gnome N. Clature
@gnome-n-clature.bsky.social
Writer/Editor/Communications. Mississippi River trash. Raised on microplastics. Probably cozy in seat C10 at my local cinema right now.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Mudhoney
Kris Kristofferson
Roky Erickson
The Blasters
Neil Young
Mudhoney
Kris Kristofferson
Roky Erickson
The Blasters
Neil Young
Frightened Rabbit
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks
Punch Brothers
Yo La Tengo
Eels
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks
Punch Brothers
Yo La Tengo
Eels
Jerry Jeff Walker
Pablo Cruise
New Order/PiL/Sugarcubes
Bryan Ferry
The Waterboys
Pablo Cruise
New Order/PiL/Sugarcubes
Bryan Ferry
The Waterboys
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Mudhoney
Kris Kristofferson
Roky Erickson
The Blasters
Neil Young
Mudhoney
Kris Kristofferson
Roky Erickson
The Blasters
Neil Young
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
"On Jubilee Street
There was a girl named Bee."
There was a girl named Bee."
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"On Jubilee Street
There was a girl named Bee."
There was a girl named Bee."
Can somebody make me a meme of Stellan Skarsgård lazing about on various couches/benches/communal sitting areas in GOOD WILL HUNTING?
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Can somebody make me a meme of Stellan Skarsgård lazing about on various couches/benches/communal sitting areas in GOOD WILL HUNTING?
First security-cam still of the suspect in the Louvre heist.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
First security-cam still of the suspect in the Louvre heist.
5 movies to get to know me
HALLOWEEN
THE GOLD RUSH
GOOD WILL HUNTING
THE APARTMENT
THE FUGITIVE
HALLOWEEN
THE GOLD RUSH
GOOD WILL HUNTING
THE APARTMENT
THE FUGITIVE
5 movies to get to know me
DEEP RED
MILLER'S CROSSING
SHIP OF THE MONSTERS (1960)
BOOGIE NIGHTS
GAMERA VS GUIRON
DEEP RED
MILLER'S CROSSING
SHIP OF THE MONSTERS (1960)
BOOGIE NIGHTS
GAMERA VS GUIRON
5 movies to get to know me:
CRIMSON PEAK
John Carpenter's BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
THE LORD OF THE RINGS*
THE THIRD MAN
SONG OF THE SEA
*the trilogy is one story as Tolkien wrote it and a Jackson filmed it and it's my list, so it's one movie
CRIMSON PEAK
John Carpenter's BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
THE LORD OF THE RINGS*
THE THIRD MAN
SONG OF THE SEA
*the trilogy is one story as Tolkien wrote it and a Jackson filmed it and it's my list, so it's one movie
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
5 movies to get to know me
HALLOWEEN
THE GOLD RUSH
GOOD WILL HUNTING
THE APARTMENT
THE FUGITIVE
HALLOWEEN
THE GOLD RUSH
GOOD WILL HUNTING
THE APARTMENT
THE FUGITIVE
I have never seen a minute of "The West Wing." I am a 47-year-old white man from the Midwest.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have never seen a minute of "The West Wing." I am a 47-year-old white man from the Midwest.
Look at this Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes-ass guy.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look at this Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes-ass guy.
10 Favourite TV Comedies
Cheers
Bob’s Burgers
Better Things
Golden Girls
Curb Your Enthusiasm
High Maintenance
You’re the Worst
Red Oaks
Somebody Somewhere
Schitt’s Creek
Cheers
Bob’s Burgers
Better Things
Golden Girls
Curb Your Enthusiasm
High Maintenance
You’re the Worst
Red Oaks
Somebody Somewhere
Schitt’s Creek
10 Favourite TV Comedies
Flight of the Conchords
Green Wing
Cheers
New Girl
Better Things
Somebody Somewhere
Northern Exposure
M*A*S*H (UK broadcast with no laugh track only)
Parks and Recreation
Obviously hugely tarnished, but Father Ted
Flight of the Conchords
Green Wing
Cheers
New Girl
Better Things
Somebody Somewhere
Northern Exposure
M*A*S*H (UK broadcast with no laugh track only)
Parks and Recreation
Obviously hugely tarnished, but Father Ted
Favourite 10 TV comedies, in no particular order.
Cheers
The Phil Silvers Show
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads
Porridge
First Ten Years Of The Simpsons
New Girl
30 Rock
Hancock
The Larry Sanders Show
Better Things
Cheers
The Phil Silvers Show
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads
Porridge
First Ten Years Of The Simpsons
New Girl
30 Rock
Hancock
The Larry Sanders Show
Better Things
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
10 Favourite TV Comedies
Cheers
Bob’s Burgers
Better Things
Golden Girls
Curb Your Enthusiasm
High Maintenance
You’re the Worst
Red Oaks
Somebody Somewhere
Schitt’s Creek
Cheers
Bob’s Burgers
Better Things
Golden Girls
Curb Your Enthusiasm
High Maintenance
You’re the Worst
Red Oaks
Somebody Somewhere
Schitt’s Creek
Timeline cleanse: I’ve run and walked through this tunnel countless times in my 28 years in this town, and it always brings me so much joy. Hell yeah, kids.
Students give Longfellow tunnel a fresh look!
YouTube video by City Channel 4 - Iowa City
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September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Timeline cleanse: I’ve run and walked through this tunnel countless times in my 28 years in this town, and it always brings me so much joy. Hell yeah, kids.
Post a horror movie everyone should see
September 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Post a horror movie everyone should see
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
September 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cooking all day on a Saturday for my people while …
2. listening to records and …
3. sipping wine then …
4. slowly dining together before …
5. screening a movie for us all in the basement to end the night.
1. Cooking all day on a Saturday for my people while …
2. listening to records and …
3. sipping wine then …
4. slowly dining together before …
5. screening a movie for us all in the basement to end the night.
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Being fresh from the bath and putting on clean pajamas
2. Roasted root veggies
3. Making a stranger laugh
4. Winter days with vivid blue skies and total white below
5. Finding coffee shops to try in a city you've never been to
1. Being fresh from the bath and putting on clean pajamas
2. Roasted root veggies
3. Making a stranger laugh
4. Winter days with vivid blue skies and total white below
5. Finding coffee shops to try in a city you've never been to
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
1. Cold side of a pillow
2. Autumn in New York City, sweater-weather temperature
3. Crocs (the shoe, not the reptile)
4. Finding stuff after thinking you lost it
5. Cats
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:
1. Cooking all day on a Saturday for my people while …
2. listening to records and …
3. sipping wine then …
4. slowly dining together before …
5. screening a movie for us all in the basement to end the night.
1. Cooking all day on a Saturday for my people while …
2. listening to records and …
3. sipping wine then …
4. slowly dining together before …
5. screening a movie for us all in the basement to end the night.
Wake up, babe. New industry just dropped.
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
The school shooting industry is worth billions — and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
n.pr
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Wake up, babe. New industry just dropped.
As I carried two coffees through the parking lot earlier today, an older man rolled down his car window and did the whole “Is one of those for me?” with the youthful exuberance of someone whose been sitting on that one a spell. Fella nailed it, too. Not enough guys like that out there anymore.
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
As I carried two coffees through the parking lot earlier today, an older man rolled down his car window and did the whole “Is one of those for me?” with the youthful exuberance of someone whose been sitting on that one a spell. Fella nailed it, too. Not enough guys like that out there anymore.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future (aspirational version):
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future (aspirational version):
Vampire: Dracula (‘31)
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: House on Haunted Hill (‘59)
Slasher: Halloween (‘78)
Folk: The Ritual
Big Monster: King Kong (‘33)
Zombie: 28 Years Later
Comedy: Deadstream
Alien: Alien
Cosmic: Spring
Psychological: Silence of the Lambs
Anthology: Southbound
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: House on Haunted Hill (‘59)
Slasher: Halloween (‘78)
Folk: The Ritual
Big Monster: King Kong (‘33)
Zombie: 28 Years Later
Comedy: Deadstream
Alien: Alien
Cosmic: Spring
Psychological: Silence of the Lambs
Anthology: Southbound
August 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Vampire: Dracula (‘31)
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: House on Haunted Hill (‘59)
Slasher: Halloween (‘78)
Folk: The Ritual
Big Monster: King Kong (‘33)
Zombie: 28 Years Later
Comedy: Deadstream
Alien: Alien
Cosmic: Spring
Psychological: Silence of the Lambs
Anthology: Southbound
Werewolf: An American Werewolf in London
Ghost: House on Haunted Hill (‘59)
Slasher: Halloween (‘78)
Folk: The Ritual
Big Monster: King Kong (‘33)
Zombie: 28 Years Later
Comedy: Deadstream
Alien: Alien
Cosmic: Spring
Psychological: Silence of the Lambs
Anthology: Southbound
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
August 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
This one goes out to alllll the lovers out there: [Dave Franco voice] “MUSCLE! RELAXANTS!”
800/5
800/5
August 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This one goes out to alllll the lovers out there: [Dave Franco voice] “MUSCLE! RELAXANTS!”
800/5
800/5
NOPE-ass cloud on the block tonight.
August 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
NOPE-ass cloud on the block tonight.
CAST AWAY 2
This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball..🥰😇 #bluesky
July 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
CAST AWAY 2
“Hey Jude”
First, you forgot the comma. Second, fuck off.
First, you forgot the comma. Second, fuck off.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
July 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Hey Jude”
First, you forgot the comma. Second, fuck off.
First, you forgot the comma. Second, fuck off.
Share a bartender from a movie or TV
Bar *owner*, that is, but I’m doing it anyway: Jennifer Connelly, from TOP GUN: MAVERICK.
Bar *owner*, that is, but I’m doing it anyway: Jennifer Connelly, from TOP GUN: MAVERICK.
July 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Share a bartender from a movie or TV
Bar *owner*, that is, but I’m doing it anyway: Jennifer Connelly, from TOP GUN: MAVERICK.
Bar *owner*, that is, but I’m doing it anyway: Jennifer Connelly, from TOP GUN: MAVERICK.
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif
July 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tell me your pet’s name with a gif