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nicholas
@glitchbirds.bsky.social
it/he. zoo intern w/ past wildlife rehab experience. i love the horror genre. homosexual transgender
Pinned
i despise having to make new accounts (and havent really been that active on social media this year) but too many people keep deactivating on twt so :/ fine

found elsewhere:
www.tumblr.com/glitchbirds
x.com/gltchbirds
letterboxd.com/glitchbirds/

here are some animals i have known
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older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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A 5-month-old orphaned cougar cub, rescued by the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife, is now in expert care at Northwest Trek after being found emaciated and dehydrated. With round-the-clock veterinary attention, he’s making steady progress. 🐾
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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dealers of rare cordials and tinctures and tonics
March 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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KA-BEWM 💣 #tf2
March 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I saw this painting at an exhibition many years ago and think about it often

Back Portrait #8 by Daniel Coves
March 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Ope.
March 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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does anyone remember shopping at the goss avenue kroger in louisville, kentucky and finding a can of tomato sauce in their groceries that they didn’t buy? i think i bought one and accidentally left it at the u-scan. this would have been in 2011 or so
March 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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new edit up - here's the time i streamed until I flipped tails ten times in a row. If I flipped HEADS ten times in a row, the number went up by one. i felt all-consuming dread in the lead-up to this stream youtu.be/qpwsrMgzG1c
Can I flip ten tails in a row BEFORE ten heads ruins my life?
YouTube video by Tom Walker
youtu.be
March 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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😚 💖 #muppets
March 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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i’ve decided to delete this post because i saw two different replies from people who genuinely seemed to believe i was telling the truth. for the record this is not true. we know exactly how many 263 is. it is 263
March 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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people in the replies to this are getting into arguments so heated that they're blocking each other. some say we need sports to distract people like these, but sports are for intellectuals. maybe we could reboot the west wing for them or something
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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THIS HAS BEEN MY LOWEST MOMENT IN PUBLIC... SO FAR....
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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It's hard to get photos of the vultures because they all love the camera a bit too much! As soon as they see it, all you end up with is a bunch of very up close blur-snoots. 🪶
January 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my 3-year anniversary of starting testosterone is on friday, i start my next zoo internship on sunday, i got an Official ocd diagnosis earlier this month and am back on meds for the first time in like 7 years, i started keeping pet isopods this month… year is tentatively off to a good start for me
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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better luck next time gang
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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What are secret agents and private eyes wearing those big fedoras for anyways....to hide their adorable kitty ears? 🤨
#art #ocs #characterdesign
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Picture: juvenile cheetahs. 📷

This is an open-access reference image and, like every photo on the repository site, is free to use for any and all *non-AI* art projects.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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i was only joking. i am aware that the goal lines are one hundred yards apart, given that i’ve been watching football for decades and have made several football documentaries. it was a joke i posted that was just for fun
i've been watching football for decades, i've made several football documentaries, and i still don't really know how many yards are on a football field. obviously there are at least 50. what i keep getting stuck on is that the number on the field goes down after that. i'd guess there are about 100
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Our last patient of 2024 was a red-tailed hawk, and our first patient of 2025 a tiny saw-whet owl. More than half of our patients each year are raptors, with the most common admits being bald eagles and great-horned owls.
#wildliferehab 🪶
January 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I did it again!

Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2

#jurassicpark #blender3d
January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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here's a video about some new stuff I'm doing .
big channel update
YouTube video by Carter Amelia Davis
youtu.be
January 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Vinny checks out Jerma's bottle shooting skills
January 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM