Johan VonMuskeln
@glamorgoblin.bsky.social
It's the end of the world as we know it ... and I'm fucking terrified.
Saw another random reminder why I love living in Portland: juggling joggers (jogglers?). I love this city.
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Saw another random reminder why I love living in Portland: juggling joggers (jogglers?). I love this city.
Are our grandchildren going to read in their history books that the first shots fired in the great "Class War" had "Delay", "Deny", and "Defend" scratched into the shell casings?
December 8, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Are our grandchildren going to read in their history books that the first shots fired in the great "Class War" had "Delay", "Deny", and "Defend" scratched into the shell casings?
Things that cause me guilty feelings, but I can't really explain why:
- I'm tired of being angry about political events.
- I have zero desire to spend time with my family of origin.
- I can't name a single Taylor Swift song.
- I'm tired of being angry about political events.
- I have zero desire to spend time with my family of origin.
- I can't name a single Taylor Swift song.
December 6, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Things that cause me guilty feelings, but I can't really explain why:
- I'm tired of being angry about political events.
- I have zero desire to spend time with my family of origin.
- I can't name a single Taylor Swift song.
- I'm tired of being angry about political events.
- I have zero desire to spend time with my family of origin.
- I can't name a single Taylor Swift song.
There's all this protectionist talk as a result of China stealing US technology and using it in state sponsored industry, but all over the US, we brazenly leverage Taco and Guacamole technology and I don't here Mexico bitching at all.
December 6, 2024 at 9:13 PM
There's all this protectionist talk as a result of China stealing US technology and using it in state sponsored industry, but all over the US, we brazenly leverage Taco and Guacamole technology and I don't here Mexico bitching at all.
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
So weird that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and my wife left me for a magician
Offering student loan forgiveness to Republicans is like handing out free feminine hygiene products at an all boys boarding school.
December 2, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Offering student loan forgiveness to Republicans is like handing out free feminine hygiene products at an all boys boarding school.
When I was young, I don't ever remember actually wanting to hear anything that came after "In my day..."
Kids these days are the same.
And I don't care.
They're GOING to hear about my paper route.
Kids these days are the same.
And I don't care.
They're GOING to hear about my paper route.
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 PM
When I was young, I don't ever remember actually wanting to hear anything that came after "In my day..."
Kids these days are the same.
And I don't care.
They're GOING to hear about my paper route.
Kids these days are the same.
And I don't care.
They're GOING to hear about my paper route.
Remember when you were a kid and your parents had to force you to take a nap? WTF? Kids are dumb.
December 2, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Remember when you were a kid and your parents had to force you to take a nap? WTF? Kids are dumb.
Middleditch and Schwartz g.co/kgs/zqDZGgH
Highly recommended for any connoisseur of fine improv comedy.
@benschwartz.bsky.social
Middleditch - not on bsky (yet!)
Highly recommended for any connoisseur of fine improv comedy.
@benschwartz.bsky.social
Middleditch - not on bsky (yet!)
Middleditch and Schwartz - Google Search
g.co
November 23, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Middleditch and Schwartz g.co/kgs/zqDZGgH
Highly recommended for any connoisseur of fine improv comedy.
@benschwartz.bsky.social
Middleditch - not on bsky (yet!)
Highly recommended for any connoisseur of fine improv comedy.
@benschwartz.bsky.social
Middleditch - not on bsky (yet!)
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Trump's term doesn't start until January but I think we should get credit for time served during these 2 months.
November 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Trump's term doesn't start until January but I think we should get credit for time served during these 2 months.
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VENMO! For Minor Purchases!
November 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
VENMO! For Minor Purchases!
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BREAKING:
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING:
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
First, MUTE: Great bluesky feature.
Someone replies to my post with rage bait, I can just turn them off without them even knowing.
One request, though: I don't want notifications about replies from other users that fell for the rage bait. It should all go bye-bye.
Someone replies to my post with rage bait, I can just turn them off without them even knowing.
One request, though: I don't want notifications about replies from other users that fell for the rage bait. It should all go bye-bye.
November 21, 2024 at 8:32 AM
First, MUTE: Great bluesky feature.
Someone replies to my post with rage bait, I can just turn them off without them even knowing.
One request, though: I don't want notifications about replies from other users that fell for the rage bait. It should all go bye-bye.
Someone replies to my post with rage bait, I can just turn them off without them even knowing.
One request, though: I don't want notifications about replies from other users that fell for the rage bait. It should all go bye-bye.
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I don't believe in Big Foot, because he never believed in me. I remember looking out into the audience at my ballet recitals and always seeing that one empty seat.
November 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I don't believe in Big Foot, because he never believed in me. I remember looking out into the audience at my ballet recitals and always seeing that one empty seat.
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If only we could bring back shame as easily as RFK can bring back polio.
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
If only we could bring back shame as easily as RFK can bring back polio.
Anyone up for a Chris Hardwick style hashtag war?
Edible Dictators!
I'll start:
Manuel Norieggsalad Sandwich
Sadamlette Hussein
Nicolae CeaușesBBQ
Edible Dictators!
I'll start:
Manuel Norieggsalad Sandwich
Sadamlette Hussein
Nicolae CeaușesBBQ
November 20, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Anyone up for a Chris Hardwick style hashtag war?
Edible Dictators!
I'll start:
Manuel Norieggsalad Sandwich
Sadamlette Hussein
Nicolae CeaușesBBQ
Edible Dictators!
I'll start:
Manuel Norieggsalad Sandwich
Sadamlette Hussein
Nicolae CeaușesBBQ
I call bullshit on the saying that when you sit down at a poker table, you're supposed to be able to tell who the stooge is within 30 minutes. I've been playing poker for years and have never figured it out.
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I call bullshit on the saying that when you sit down at a poker table, you're supposed to be able to tell who the stooge is within 30 minutes. I've been playing poker for years and have never figured it out.
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PONDER THIS…
Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand.
When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that?
🧵
Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand.
When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that?
🧵
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
PONDER THIS…
Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand.
When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that?
🧵
Have you ever noticed that when shit goes down, people demand that minorities be held responsible for their entire ethnic group? White folks are exempt from that demand.
When a Black person does something bad, the entire Black community must answer for it. Why is that?
🧵
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