Johan VonMuskeln
@glamorgoblin.bsky.social
It's the end of the world as we know it ... and I'm fucking terrified.
Also, there are too many 60s sci-fi references in this Star Trecho Chamber.
December 11, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Also, there are too many 60s sci-fi references in this Star Trecho Chamber.
Ask your hairy 7 foot tall doctor if Sasquizzy is right for you?
December 7, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Ask your hairy 7 foot tall doctor if Sasquizzy is right for you?
"Na Nanana, na nanana, hey hey hey, you died!"
December 7, 2024 at 12:29 AM
"Na Nanana, na nanana, hey hey hey, you died!"
Nookie Monster?
December 7, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Nookie Monster?
The bit where you are the cell phone salesman is just as funny.
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The bit where you are the cell phone salesman is just as funny.
(Brooklyn accent): Hey, you wanna get comforted by my rod and my staff over here?
December 4, 2024 at 11:51 AM
(Brooklyn accent): Hey, you wanna get comforted by my rod and my staff over here?
I have this dream ALL THE TIME. I'm out in public and realize that I'm dressed like these guys: just a shirt ... no pants.
December 4, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I have this dream ALL THE TIME. I'm out in public and realize that I'm dressed like these guys: just a shirt ... no pants.
I think a Cylon douchebag was elected president, and the whole galactic congress now had a Cylon majority, so everyone in the Colonial party packed up and left.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
December 4, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I think a Cylon douchebag was elected president, and the whole galactic congress now had a Cylon majority, so everyone in the Colonial party packed up and left.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
Adama pardoned Apolo before he left office, though, so that was cool.
It was in galaxy far, far away that had a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as "Earth."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
December 4, 2024 at 10:24 AM
It was in galaxy far, far away that had a rag tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as "Earth."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Some BS about "Fleeing the Cylon tyranny."
Name any other song in the history of the world with the word "moot" in it.
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Name any other song in the history of the world with the word "moot" in it.
Why he got arms and legs and clothes and shit while I just got a post sticking out my neck? Cause he white?
December 4, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Why he got arms and legs and clothes and shit while I just got a post sticking out my neck? Cause he white?
I don't see why it should rile anyone up at this point. It happened
A long time ago...
A long time ago...
December 4, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I don't see why it should rile anyone up at this point. It happened
A long time ago...
A long time ago...
When life gives you lemons, ask why you all of the sudden get free lemons. Ask yourself why Big Lemon wants you to have them and how your actions either help or hinder the lemon industrial complex.
December 3, 2024 at 2:51 AM
When life gives you lemons, ask why you all of the sudden get free lemons. Ask yourself why Big Lemon wants you to have them and how your actions either help or hinder the lemon industrial complex.
There comes a time in every man's life when he realizes that the space taken by his sex dungeon is better used for growing pot.
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 PM
There comes a time in every man's life when he realizes that the space taken by his sex dungeon is better used for growing pot.
I can think of one more "Full of ..." tagline for this story.
December 2, 2024 at 12:18 PM
I can think of one more "Full of ..." tagline for this story.
I don't even have to try anymore. I'll just sit down on the couch and in seconds realize "Hey we're napping ring now. "
December 2, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I don't even have to try anymore. I'll just sit down on the couch and in seconds realize "Hey we're napping ring now. "