Ellie
@giveemellkid.bsky.social
I'm just a silly little guy who's a girl who's a dog whose line is it anyway?
Peer worker in training, likely to regret most skeets for professional reasons.
Transfemme tomboy emo hippy ska punk noise pop crust sludge mushroom enthusiast.
She/her/gayyy
Peer worker in training, likely to regret most skeets for professional reasons.
Transfemme tomboy emo hippy ska punk noise pop crust sludge mushroom enthusiast.
She/her/gayyy
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Ellie
@giveemellkid.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Somehow, my girlfriend saying "Hey babe, what if instead of getting vaginas we go halvsies in a Labyrinth pinball machine based on the movie Labyrinth starring David Bowie" was the most transgender sentence I've ever heard.
They fuckin ought to be.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
They fuckin ought to be.
The hardest version of the trolley problem would be one where everyone on the tracks is a cop, because then it goes from being a question of utilitarian ethics to one of practical physics, i.e. how to ensure that you successfully run over all of the cops 🤔.
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The hardest version of the trolley problem would be one where everyone on the tracks is a cop, because then it goes from being a question of utilitarian ethics to one of practical physics, i.e. how to ensure that you successfully run over all of the cops 🤔.
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the only constitutionally protected freedoms are for the wealthy to be child-raping nazis and for their minions to carry out their will
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
the only constitutionally protected freedoms are for the wealthy to be child-raping nazis and for their minions to carry out their will
I don't know who the fuck this Dow Jones guy is, but judging from the people I've heard talking about him, he can suck my dick from the back over 50,000 times.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I don't know who the fuck this Dow Jones guy is, but judging from the people I've heard talking about him, he can suck my dick from the back over 50,000 times.
I love it when sasscore is really serving cunt.
May 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I love it when sasscore is really serving cunt.
🎶I'm like a nerrrddd, I'm also kinda gayyyy
I don't know what the score is
Sports are boring as all shit
And baby all I need for you to know is🎶
I don't know what the score is
Sports are boring as all shit
And baby all I need for you to know is🎶
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🎶I'm like a nerrrddd, I'm also kinda gayyyy
I don't know what the score is
Sports are boring as all shit
And baby all I need for you to know is🎶
I don't know what the score is
Sports are boring as all shit
And baby all I need for you to know is🎶
Now what? I dunno, but I'm gonna go with doing everything that universities have done to students protesting against genocide but to any professor that uses AI for anything ever, deport those cunts cunts instead.
May 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Now what? I dunno, but I'm gonna go with doing everything that universities have done to students protesting against genocide but to any professor that uses AI for anything ever, deport those cunts cunts instead.
These fucking TV shows where they follow cops around ruining people's days and try to make the cops look cool and badass make me wanna bitchslap a boomer.
May 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
These fucking TV shows where they follow cops around ruining people's days and try to make the cops look cool and badass make me wanna bitchslap a boomer.
The hell they are, I literally just read you, idiot.
May 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The hell they are, I literally just read you, idiot.
If no one has done it already, I'm calling my transition memoir "Fags to Bitches".
May 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If no one has done it already, I'm calling my transition memoir "Fags to Bitches".
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The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.
May 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.
A Joe Rogan of the left but for the buff dolls, Hoe Rogan, if you will 💅🏼💪🏼🎙️
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A Joe Rogan of the left but for the buff dolls, Hoe Rogan, if you will 💅🏼💪🏼🎙️
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We need a leftist podcaster [reading notes] who's a dumb asshole
May 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We need a leftist podcaster [reading notes] who's a dumb asshole
You tell em buddy, flappin on em.
May 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You tell em buddy, flappin on em.
I just described my own fart to myself out loud by saying "I respect it, it's serving sulphuric realness", I'm unwell, put me down.
May 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just described my own fart to myself out loud by saying "I respect it, it's serving sulphuric realness", I'm unwell, put me down.
Probably gonna nuke my account soon before I start work placements, I need to learn to shut the fuck up on the internet a little more probably
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Probably gonna nuke my account soon before I start work placements, I need to learn to shut the fuck up on the internet a little more probably
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C'mon, just say his name, it's Elon Musk.
it’s possible that one of the 59 afrikaners that trump imported to the united states is the most racist human alive
May 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
C'mon, just say his name, it's Elon Musk.
I like it when boys are like boys in the way that butch dykes are like boys, like, when they're cocky little shitheads like boys are, but not entitled about it and capable of feeling a feeling once in a while and also pretty in a boy way. I like boys, I'm a boy liker 🥲.
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I like it when boys are like boys in the way that butch dykes are like boys, like, when they're cocky little shitheads like boys are, but not entitled about it and capable of feeling a feeling once in a while and also pretty in a boy way. I like boys, I'm a boy liker 🥲.
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whatever you're doing right now is gay and you should feel gay about it
May 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
whatever you're doing right now is gay and you should feel gay about it
Never gets old, I heard he started shooting at the slide after the recording stopped because he felt threatened.
This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?
May 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Never gets old, I heard he started shooting at the slide after the recording stopped because he felt threatened.
The new pope is gonna get excommunicated by the Vatican for claiming that Chicago deep dish pizza is actually pizza.
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The new pope is gonna get excommunicated by the Vatican for claiming that Chicago deep dish pizza is actually pizza.