Moses’ Samosas
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Moses’ Samosas
J. H. Christos
Moses’ Samosas
J. H. Christos
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"I have a 97% approval rating with Catholics. Nobody's ever seen numbers like these. So yes, I'll be running for Pope." - Grandpa RICO
April 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"I have a 97% approval rating with Catholics. Nobody's ever seen numbers like these. So yes, I'll be running for Pope." - Grandpa RICO
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Biggest gasbag and gaslighter of all time.
April 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Biggest gasbag and gaslighter of all time.
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One thing about today's tariff shitshow is that congress could undo all this nonsense tonight and the damage would still be huge, because these actions have decisively signaled that the US is an unreliable international trading partner—and this impacts political and economic strategy worldwide.
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
One thing about today's tariff shitshow is that congress could undo all this nonsense tonight and the damage would still be huge, because these actions have decisively signaled that the US is an unreliable international trading partner—and this impacts political and economic strategy worldwide.
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No client or prospective hire should have anything to do w/ any law firm that caves to the psycho. For example, they shouldn't be associated w/ a firm that has agreed to provide free services to MAGA for yrs. Instead, they should do business w/ firms who are standing up for the profession & country.
April 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
No client or prospective hire should have anything to do w/ any law firm that caves to the psycho. For example, they shouldn't be associated w/ a firm that has agreed to provide free services to MAGA for yrs. Instead, they should do business w/ firms who are standing up for the profession & country.
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do you think Cory Booker can make it for 3 years and about 10 months longer?
April 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
do you think Cory Booker can make it for 3 years and about 10 months longer?
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Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
April 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Booker (drained, teary eyed): and with that I yield the floor
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
(15 minute long raucous standing ovation)
Next order of business the confirmation of Kevin Sorbo to head the department of Housing. And it’s unanimous (gavel bang)
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After the 2024 elections, the conventional wisdom suggested that Republicans had entered an era of electoral dominance.
A lot can change in six months. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
A lot can change in six months. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
In first big test of Trump’s second term, voters tell GOP what it didn’t want to hear
After November, many suggested Republicans had entered an era of electoral dominance. Now, it’s Democrats who are celebrating.
www.msnbc.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
After the 2024 elections, the conventional wisdom suggested that Republicans had entered an era of electoral dominance.
A lot can change in six months. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
A lot can change in six months. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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Farm families earn more than non-farm families.
Farm families are wealthier than non-farm families.
If Americans are to pay high tariffs to bring back toaster-making jobs, farmers should bear their share of the sacrifice. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Farm families are wealthier than non-farm families.
If Americans are to pay high tariffs to bring back toaster-making jobs, farmers should bear their share of the sacrifice. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
No Tariff Exemptions for American Farmers
They voted for the tariffs when they voted for Trump.
www.theatlantic.com
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Farm families earn more than non-farm families.
Farm families are wealthier than non-farm families.
If Americans are to pay high tariffs to bring back toaster-making jobs, farmers should bear their share of the sacrifice. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Farm families are wealthier than non-farm families.
If Americans are to pay high tariffs to bring back toaster-making jobs, farmers should bear their share of the sacrifice. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Oh no, people are going to associate Duke with entitled destructive assholes, oh no, that would be new, oh no
Tim Ratliff might be a Cooper Flagg fan in an alternate universe, but Duke isn't pleased with its appearance in HBO's 'The White Lotus' 😅
"It mistakenly suggests an endorsement or affiliation where none exists," university VP Frank Tramble said.
"It mistakenly suggests an endorsement or affiliation where none exists," university VP Frank Tramble said.
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Oh no, people are going to associate Duke with entitled destructive assholes, oh no, that would be new, oh no
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Thank god she got dropped before you cowards helped confirm her…
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thank god she got dropped before you cowards helped confirm her…
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“Wait, we’re both out?”
March 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Wait, we’re both out?”
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That’s one way of looking at it - if you’re stupid.
March 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
That’s one way of looking at it - if you’re stupid.
Why pay federal taxes if government services are being shut down?
Serious question.
Serious question.
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why pay federal taxes if government services are being shut down?
Serious question.
Serious question.
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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If they're this careless with their own personally identifiable information, imagine how careless they are being with yours.
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If they're this careless with their own personally identifiable information, imagine how careless they are being with yours.
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Replacement portrait of the 47th POTUS for the Colorado State Capitol.
March 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Replacement portrait of the 47th POTUS for the Colorado State Capitol.
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This is from Reddit
What a great idea
What a great idea
March 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is from Reddit
What a great idea
What a great idea
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Hillary, please. not right now.
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Hillary, please. not right now.
Thought Exercise:
President Harris’ administration just leaked war plans before a bombing operation.
Imagine the Republicans reaction. Imagine Lil Marco’s snide tweet.
You can’t write this shit folks. You can’t measure the hypocrisy.
President Harris’ administration just leaked war plans before a bombing operation.
Imagine the Republicans reaction. Imagine Lil Marco’s snide tweet.
You can’t write this shit folks. You can’t measure the hypocrisy.
March 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thought Exercise:
President Harris’ administration just leaked war plans before a bombing operation.
Imagine the Republicans reaction. Imagine Lil Marco’s snide tweet.
You can’t write this shit folks. You can’t measure the hypocrisy.
President Harris’ administration just leaked war plans before a bombing operation.
Imagine the Republicans reaction. Imagine Lil Marco’s snide tweet.
You can’t write this shit folks. You can’t measure the hypocrisy.
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How Trumpomuskovia has altered the 'Spirit of America'
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
How Trumpomuskovia has altered the 'Spirit of America'
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Like this tweet if you believe in math
March 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Like this tweet if you believe in math
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Trump doesn’t like this picture of himself on display at the Colorado Capitol. You know what to do.
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trump doesn’t like this picture of himself on display at the Colorado Capitol. You know what to do.