uncle female
@gilmoregyals.bsky.social
weird-ass person. lot of problems.
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
asked bf if we could bail on our plans and stay in, drink beer, order pizza and watch anaconda instead and he said “i think this is what 15 year old me always dreamt about”
im not like other girls im literally an uncle
im not like other girls im literally an uncle
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
asked bf if we could bail on our plans and stay in, drink beer, order pizza and watch anaconda instead and he said “i think this is what 15 year old me always dreamt about”
im not like other girls im literally an uncle
im not like other girls im literally an uncle
everyone here thinks i’m english (🤮) cause i speak english with a british accent, need to bring back my welsh accent asap
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
everyone here thinks i’m english (🤮) cause i speak english with a british accent, need to bring back my welsh accent asap
hello i am in benidorm in a hotel where the average age is around 70 and its 20 degrees and there’s mimosas with breakfast every day and i might just quit my job, move here and become a tina turner tribute act in a british pub or st
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
hello i am in benidorm in a hotel where the average age is around 70 and its 20 degrees and there’s mimosas with breakfast every day and i might just quit my job, move here and become a tina turner tribute act in a british pub or st
i’m so tired i’m actually delirious
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i’m so tired i’m actually delirious
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
catching strays in the gc
October 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
catching strays in the gc
“what about this dress?”
“nah, it’s too white for me…… the colour, not the people”
“nah, it’s too white for me…… the colour, not the people”
September 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
“what about this dress?”
“nah, it’s too white for me…… the colour, not the people”
“nah, it’s too white for me…… the colour, not the people”
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
CORNUDAS, TX—In response to growing issues with its population of juvenile detainees, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency reportedly announced on Tuesday the opening of a new supermax ...
theonion.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
same can be said for london
the thing about LA is that by literally every metric it's a truly miserable and wretched place to live that is antagonistic to the very idea of people, but also a lot of events happen here and that's really cool, so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad
September 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
same can be said for london
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Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/
August 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-using-ai-for-schoolwork/
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lesbian divorce
August 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lesbian divorce
i have been so so very very cute recently but i’ve also been booked busy and running around outside so i don’t have a single picture to prove it except for these mediocre tipsy bathroom selfies 🙃
August 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i have been so so very very cute recently but i’ve also been booked busy and running around outside so i don’t have a single picture to prove it except for these mediocre tipsy bathroom selfies 🙃
emailed my therapist to get an appointment for the first time in three years, can’t get an appointment until the beginning of october which is fine but also i might be in jail by then so who knows 🤷🏾♀️🤪
August 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
emailed my therapist to get an appointment for the first time in three years, can’t get an appointment until the beginning of october which is fine but also i might be in jail by then so who knows 🤷🏾♀️🤪
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maid cafe where they install linux on your laptop for you
August 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
maid cafe where they install linux on your laptop for you
masseuse rocked my shit so hard i wanted to ask “what are we” when the massage was done
August 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
masseuse rocked my shit so hard i wanted to ask “what are we” when the massage was done
eye doctor gave me a heart attack because i got a “you have an appointment next week” text message and he PROMISED he wouldn’t cut off my cornea until SEPTEMBER!! we had a deal gunnar!! but then i called them and it was a scheduling mistake :) false alarm 🙂
August 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
eye doctor gave me a heart attack because i got a “you have an appointment next week” text message and he PROMISED he wouldn’t cut off my cornea until SEPTEMBER!! we had a deal gunnar!! but then i called them and it was a scheduling mistake :) false alarm 🙂
remembered to eat today and went to the gym ln so i feel less evil today
August 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
remembered to eat today and went to the gym ln so i feel less evil today
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wow getting my work done is lessening my anxiety??? has anyone tried this before???
August 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
wow getting my work done is lessening my anxiety??? has anyone tried this before???
is mercury still in microbraids…. what’s the moon doing…. the universe is trying to FUCK with me and i refuse to engage
August 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
is mercury still in microbraids…. what’s the moon doing…. the universe is trying to FUCK with me and i refuse to engage
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Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
its real non-ironic that’s life - frank sinatra listening hours
August 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
its real non-ironic that’s life - frank sinatra listening hours
