Gideon Chance
@gideonxchance.bsky.social
I'm more saloon than salon.
Still.
Well... I'm still here.
Well... I'm here.
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Still.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Amazing capture by Brad Dennis
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Amazing capture by Brad Dennis
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
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I got my best suit and my tie
With shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
He says there's room for maybe just one more
With shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
He says there's room for maybe just one more
October 31, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I got my best suit and my tie
With shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
He says there's room for maybe just one more
With shiny silver dollar on either eye
I hear the chauffeur comin' to my door
He says there's room for maybe just one more
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“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
October 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”
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The greatest opening comic of all time is 75 today: a brief examination of the first Peanuts strip, and its companion, Here Comes Charlie Brown! A Peanuts Pop-Up
The greatest opening comic of all time is 75 today
On its 75th anniversary, a brief examination of the first Peanuts strip, and its companion, Here Comes Charlie Brown! A Peanuts Pop-Up
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October 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The greatest opening comic of all time is 75 today: a brief examination of the first Peanuts strip, and its companion, Here Comes Charlie Brown! A Peanuts Pop-Up
I will never get tired of this 😂
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I will never get tired of this 😂
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Another @riotgrlerin.bsky.social classic.
August 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Another @riotgrlerin.bsky.social classic.
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I was in an LA restaurant decades ago and the waiters were struggling through singing “Happy Birthday” to a patron.
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I was in an LA restaurant decades ago and the waiters were struggling through singing “Happy Birthday” to a patron.
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
Out of nowhere Chuck Mangione stood up playing a a badass birthday riff on his horn, he then played a few notes of “Feels So Good” and the crowd went nuts.
#RIPChuckMangione
"I love that old Thai-Moroccan roll!" Bob Seger exclaimed, unapologetically announcing his passion for Asian fusion.
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"I love that old Thai-Moroccan roll!" Bob Seger exclaimed, unapologetically announcing his passion for Asian fusion.
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Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
June 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
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In honour of Joy Division's iconic album Unknown Pleasures being released on this day in 1979, I'm again sharing one of my favourite ever video clips (Peanuts vs Joy Division dance party)...
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In honour of Joy Division's iconic album Unknown Pleasures being released on this day in 1979, I'm again sharing one of my favourite ever video clips (Peanuts vs Joy Division dance party)...
All @riotgrlerin.bsky.social threads are epic but the muppet-themed ones are pure magic. This one is my new favorite.
June 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
All @riotgrlerin.bsky.social threads are epic but the muppet-themed ones are pure magic. This one is my new favorite.
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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June 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race
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*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
June 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
Timing is everything.
May 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Timing is everything.