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@gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
top 0.01% on LinkedIn | NYC | he/him | mostly grumbling, occasionally NSFW | 🏳️‍🌈
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hey bro, ready for the next game of beach volleyball? loser has to top
girl, three weeks over the holidays is not a sublet, that's an airbnb
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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finally, gay republican representation in media
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
whenever i see nyc apartments decorated for christmas, my first thought is, "where are you storing those decorations the rest of the year???"
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
saw prince faggot, sucked a dick

a night of homosexual debauchery
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Muppet “Hello Dolly” when???? @disney
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Eleka nahmen nahmen,
ah tum ah tum, eleka nahmen
Eleka nahmen nahmen,
ah tum ah tum, eleka nahmen
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i love that people love cinematrix

but i have never learned a film actor's name and i don't plan on starting now
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Me, when no one sits next to me on public transport:
Space is so cool
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“I’m so committed to the ACA tax credits that I have torpedoed any chance of keeping them”

Actions > Words
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Still relevant 🫠
cowardice has no place in congress
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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If only my calls to Chuck Schumer actually worked. I look forward to the day we banish him from government.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
better learn to say mamdani now, andrew
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
now what’s zohran’s plan to give me a little smooch?????
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Turning on the Cuomo election night watch party livestream to watch the crowd thin out
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Might I suggest going on a cruise?

You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities.

And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.
“Well, so why don’t you retire?” someone asked. “The member literally looked at us and goes, ‘Well, what would I do?’” nymag.com/intelligence...
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the skeleton makeup didn’t stand a chance
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
no longer a pumpkin 😔

happy november
got bored and turned myself into a pumpkin

happy october
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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It’s always “hey Cole thanks for connecting is your team interested in” on LinkedIn and never “hey Cole thanks for connecting I thought you were hot and want to hit it raw”
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM