Jared
@jaredjct.bsky.social
Product and loather of the BQE. Yapper by blood, talker by choice. Posts powered by Dunkin. Take the train. ✡︎ ✞ ♏︎
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wearing contacts really is expensive i’m really about to quit 😭
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
wearing contacts really is expensive i’m really about to quit 😭
good morning from sanitation day in my neighborhood
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
good morning from sanitation day in my neighborhood
cops would wait here like vultures to ticket cyclists entering here the wrong way because it was literally safer. good riddance to that inflated waste of my taxes 😃
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
cops would wait here like vultures to ticket cyclists entering here the wrong way because it was literally safer. good riddance to that inflated waste of my taxes 😃
my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams I repeat my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams I repeat my floor at work has a drag race fantasy league group chat on teams
maximizing my dunkinista slay boots
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
maximizing my dunkinista slay boots
“i’m lucky I know you but it’s also a curse that I know you” is the HOTTEST compliment
January 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
“i’m lucky I know you but it’s also a curse that I know you” is the HOTTEST compliment
why isn’t styrofoam BANNED
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
why isn’t styrofoam BANNED
not one person in washington has used the I-word in their posts to us, their fed up constituents
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
not one person in washington has used the I-word in their posts to us, their fed up constituents
it’s so infuriating staring at the news and feeling like a little sheep herded into a corner that can’t do anything tangible about this moment
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
it’s so infuriating staring at the news and feeling like a little sheep herded into a corner that can’t do anything tangible about this moment
apretude commercials are crazy because why are you cruising at the ross
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
apretude commercials are crazy because why are you cruising at the ross
that’s not jinx monsoon that’s jinx drizzle
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
that’s not jinx monsoon that’s jinx drizzle
New Year’s Eve N-Y-E flip it around EAST NEW YOOOOORK
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
New Year’s Eve N-Y-E flip it around EAST NEW YOOOOORK
OUT: vodka crans
IN: vodka crans with no cran
IN: vodka crans with no cran
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
OUT: vodka crans
IN: vodka crans with no cran
IN: vodka crans with no cran
finally stumbled upon a heated rivalry edit that made me tear up
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
finally stumbled upon a heated rivalry edit that made me tear up
my insane family is already talking about secret santa for next year
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
my insane family is already talking about secret santa for next year
kinda despise the second I pay my credit cards off I have to buy more things
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
kinda despise the second I pay my credit cards off I have to buy more things
Kinda wanna walk into the long island city trader joe’s and scream “HEATED RIVALRY” just to see just to see
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Kinda wanna walk into the long island city trader joe’s and scream “HEATED RIVALRY” just to see just to see
the r/nycgaybros subreddit will really have you bashing your head into a wall
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the r/nycgaybros subreddit will really have you bashing your head into a wall
