Every time a Trumper celebrates all the ways they're going to screw us over, we don't cry about it. We know we are screwed.

We're just waiting for the day when they figure out that they're screwed too.

Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.

I think I'll go watch Idiocracy again. It makes me hope for a better future.

if you watch the Roku city screensaver long enough (about 14 hours) a man pops out from behind the paramount sign and shakes his ass at you

I’m thinking it’s advantage the tech billionaire who controls a big social media platform but I’m willing to be proven wrong.

I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Trump "I had a great call with President Shinybum of Mexico. She will stop rapists and criminals from coming here!"

President Sheinbaum "I informed Mr. Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in America, is for people to stop electing them."

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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

I just realized that this cabinet is literally the cabinet from Idiocracy.

Goddess help us. I've been researching how to get the hell out of here.

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

I don't get why people say trans is evil. The last time I checked it was your soul that went to heaven, not your junk.

All I can say is that I never, until this moment, ever considered what would happen if you crossed Hitler and Caligula.

Now I know and I wish I didn't.