It's the Most Sephiroth Time of the Year
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It's the Most Sephiroth Time of the Year
@ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social
Overthinking FFVII since 2007. Twitter escapee. Sephiroth enjoyer. Really good at this "arrested development" thing. Can I still be a crazy cat lady even though I only have one? freelanceexorcist.tumblr.com
It’s pieces of paper taped to the wall! I guess whoever hung it knows it won’t be there for long.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Did any of the other Dems who won by more than .04% complain about not getting a pat on the back?
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Even being the head of a nation isn’t enough to protect us from entitled, predatory men.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What in Caucasian Hell.
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is all they are. And just as expendable.

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October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh, we hear the purring loud and clear! She sounds like a motorcycle idling.
Okay well if the phone mic didn't pick up the purring I guess you get a short video of a black kitten sitting on my neck and being pet with background noise (but she WAS purring, honestly!)
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We don't do what we're told, we do what is asked of us. We do what is necessary, and we do it with a chorus made up of a million different voices.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wish people cared as much about a third grade classroom getting shot up as they do about a dead Nazi incel.
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This morning is what the folks over at TV Tropes would call a Hope Spot:

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Hope Spot - TV Tropes
A character finds hope, but it doesn't last long.
tvtropes.org
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don’t know how much substance there is to social media rumors, but I guess I’ll find out for sure if I start hearing car horns honking, people cheering, fireworks going off, church bells ringing…
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Life tip (bare minimum edition): be the person who isn’t the first one everybody thinks of when they see others saying “is he dead yet? Please tell me he’s finally dead.”
August 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is his reaction to “I gotta go pee, Bud.” It’s like “Do what you gotta do, Mom. I’ll just be here yelling at mice.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ve got my eye one a place up here that has a fence and a yard. But you let me think about that, Bud. No matter where you go, I’ll be going with you, so don’t you worry about that.
August 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Procurement's failure to fill Sales' needs harms our synergy."

Oh, fuck right the hell off, you insufferable personification of an AI-generated LinkedIn bio. God forbid you should ever take responsibility for your unrealistic promises to your customer. Fuck you.
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!l” Cried the General. Then he got sleepy. Oh well, the invasion of Latveria can wait another day. Out fearless leader needs nappy time. #Flerken #myhandsomeboy
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
People yammering about Bluesky being an “echo chamber”:
July 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
And in other news, now we know what the Nazi puppy killer looked like 15 faces ago.
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Sounds like something the unwashed masses would sing at a Tr*mp rally.
Okay I've said this multiple times before, but thanks to covert black ops we were able to get our hands on the goddamn sheet music for the FFVII Rebirth world tour, so here are the definitive, absolutely 100% official English lyrics to Rufus's Welcoming Ceremony:
July 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The baby's blanket is finally done! Just needs washed. And I don't mean to alarm anyone, but if you look closely in the lower right corner, you'll see that a live gremlin has taken an interest.
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So a year ago this dude moved in with me and wow. Doesn’t have a job, doesn’t pay rent, doesn’t cook, yammers at whenever he wants something, trashes the place…

Though in his defense, he’s a cat, so that’s his thing.

Happy Gotcha Day, Flerken. I love you, baby.

#cats #catsofbluesky
July 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Don’t go around tonight
We’ll, it’s bound to take your life”
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s not because they want to be like Nazis, it’s because they don’t want their managers at the porn theater knowing what they do on their days off. Totally legit!!
Oh shit I didn’t realize they’re so people don’t know who they are, I thought they were for one of the other reasons people wear masks
A land of contrasts
July 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“Mom! Mom! Mama! Mom! Mommy! Mama! Mom! Mom! Mom!” — Flerken

#cats #catsofbluesky #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken
July 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“You have awoken me. There will be consequences, but I fell right back to sleep. You’re lucky I’m this lazy. We’ll talk in the morning. After I get my breakfast. You owe me that.” — Flerken

#cats #catsofbluesky #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken #lazycat
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM