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GhostHouse
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Now with More Carbon! (She/Her)
my job is so wild. just got an email from a guy named zack d. bunge asking if i liked the salmon sperm i ordered
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I don’t understand insomnia. just have a glass of wine and watch a poorly paced giallo movie with the lights off and i defy you to stay awake
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nick Clegg says asking tellers for permission would ‘kill’ the bank robbing industry
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Please consider this, as migrating birds are making their long and perilous journeys to their winter homes. ❤️

#birds 🪶
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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TOMORROW
September 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
September 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Well, this is one of the most terrifying and anxiety inducing things I've ever seen.

Imagine the road filled with drivers doing this. Now you can understand the hyper vigilance required of pedestrians and bicyclists. And despite that, we can still get splattered because of 3 seconds of distraction.
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
August 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Hi folksss... Stuff with my tax situation from my old game job got way worse so Im going ahead and making a gofundme to try and get help from my community. Im super grateful to any help I can get with this in these tough times <3
www.gofundme.com/f/support-wr...
Donate to Support Wren: Overcoming Tax Debt Crisis, organized by Wren Farren
Hello! My name is Wren, I'm a poor, queer, transfem artist and game developer fro… Wren Farren needs your support for Support Wren: Overcoming Tax Debt Crisis
www.gofundme.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.
June 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my weird thing i am super passionate about is that i think food and beverages that come with activated charcoal should need a medical warning, since they interfere with so many medications. Cool, your food is black! Also now your birth control, hrt, or antidepressants don’t work.
April 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
What the fuck is a bar pie. i lived in boston for a decade is this person making shit up
This attempt to market Boston as superior to the entire West Coast reeks of falsehood, desperation, and old chowder.
April 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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/me unilaterally removes all Specialized bicycles, accessories and related materials from the buy list - for ever until the death of the Earth itself.

They no longer exist.
April 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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i wanted to answer a question I've been asked a few times by potential supporters of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal. this is not a Snickers bar that INCLUDES some Xanax, like a weed edible. It is 100% alprazolam pressed into the shape and size of a Snickers bar.

Thank you for your time.
March 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i love my bike. she is so beautiful
March 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Patreon really is paradise for someone with terminal video essay poisoning like me. that’s where they hide the good stuff
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
lets make the down with cis bus real
January 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
black-bellied whistling-duck 🪶
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Laughing Gull, my first ever acrylic painting! 🪶
January 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Bird paintings! Pileated Woodpecker and Pheasant (Watercolor, india ink, gouache)
January 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
figure studyin with new watercolors!
January 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the ratio of the size of my knuckles to the diameter of my fingers is significant enough that i have basically the hand equivalent of a thigh gap, which allows me to wear very thick rings comfortably. Cool!
January 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Followers of Cybele
December 30, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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No more “Santa Buddy” songs for cishet men

You WILL crave Santa carnally for 3 minutes and 22 seconds and you WILL like it
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
i really want to move to a post consumerism world where we don’t buy things as often, but i also want to horde shiny little items like a magpie. how will i live in my dream utopia and still have a collection of old heavy metal magazines and pornographic zines and neat little bowls
December 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM