GhostGoat💙💛
@ghostgoat.bsky.social
X% Ghost, (1-X)% Goat
18+ because I'm dangerous
he/him
18+ because I'm dangerous
he/him
This took me on a half-hour fantasy of throwing a milkshake on someone. Not gonna say who because of literal fear of violation of my first amendment rights. =D
Happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving!
Seen online:
Some days just don’t go as planned, sometimes that big project falls through.
But don’t despair.
Go get a sandwich at a café, take a breather.
And if you’re lucky, the Archduke’s motorcade will stop at that café for directions.
Some days just don’t go as planned, sometimes that big project falls through.
But don’t despair.
Go get a sandwich at a café, take a breather.
And if you’re lucky, the Archduke’s motorcade will stop at that café for directions.
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This took me on a half-hour fantasy of throwing a milkshake on someone. Not gonna say who because of literal fear of violation of my first amendment rights. =D
Happy thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving!
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I never got around to rolling out my @furrybasketball.bsky.social character, and now I will feel like it's too derivative.
But at least I can force my partner to watch a sporty movie with me on Valentine's Day.
But at least I can force my partner to watch a sporty movie with me on Valentine's Day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I never got around to rolling out my @furrybasketball.bsky.social character, and now I will feel like it's too derivative.
But at least I can force my partner to watch a sporty movie with me on Valentine's Day.
But at least I can force my partner to watch a sporty movie with me on Valentine's Day.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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this was made specifically for me
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this was made specifically for me
The other day. I said AI can't make art. Today I'm forced to admit I was wrong.
A masterpiece.
A masterpiece.
I'm a little stoned right now and this has me crying
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The other day. I said AI can't make art. Today I'm forced to admit I was wrong.
A masterpiece.
A masterpiece.
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never seen a circumcized river before
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
never seen a circumcized river before
I tire of people saying there is no legitimate use for AI.
I agree that AI can't make art.
But drudgework like word-smithing a resume is not edifying, and bouncing ideas off AI can help. I hate stealing inputs, but I don't want me or my friends to shovel shit if we have a shit-shoveling machine.
I agree that AI can't make art.
But drudgework like word-smithing a resume is not edifying, and bouncing ideas off AI can help. I hate stealing inputs, but I don't want me or my friends to shovel shit if we have a shit-shoveling machine.
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I tire of people saying there is no legitimate use for AI.
I agree that AI can't make art.
But drudgework like word-smithing a resume is not edifying, and bouncing ideas off AI can help. I hate stealing inputs, but I don't want me or my friends to shovel shit if we have a shit-shoveling machine.
I agree that AI can't make art.
But drudgework like word-smithing a resume is not edifying, and bouncing ideas off AI can help. I hate stealing inputs, but I don't want me or my friends to shovel shit if we have a shit-shoveling machine.
1 listen to know I'd like it
3 listens to realize there's a story
6 listens to realize "16 on a fishing boat" was crew complement, not an age
10 listens to decide I loved it
15 listens to start a short story
21, 28, 36, ... 210, 231, 253 …
3 listens to realize there's a story
6 listens to realize "16 on a fishing boat" was crew complement, not an age
10 listens to decide I loved it
15 listens to start a short story
21, 28, 36, ... 210, 231, 253 …
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1 listen to know I'd like it
3 listens to realize there's a story
6 listens to realize "16 on a fishing boat" was crew complement, not an age
10 listens to decide I loved it
15 listens to start a short story
21, 28, 36, ... 210, 231, 253 …
3 listens to realize there's a story
6 listens to realize "16 on a fishing boat" was crew complement, not an age
10 listens to decide I loved it
15 listens to start a short story
21, 28, 36, ... 210, 231, 253 …
The Star Trek/Gene Roddenberry lens of anthropology.
Famous for accurately predicting the demise of television, baseball, and 2024 San Francisco.
Where Earth is a "post-scarcity" paradise and murder is literally unthinkable.
It's a painfully superficial and panglossian view of who we are.
Famous for accurately predicting the demise of television, baseball, and 2024 San Francisco.
Where Earth is a "post-scarcity" paradise and murder is literally unthinkable.
It's a painfully superficial and panglossian view of who we are.
abolitionists want to create a world where personal violence is unthinkable because the underlying reasons why we hurt each other have been addressed to thoroughly that harm never feels like than option. i hope we succeed.
I‘m tired of being nice about this; “abolitionism” has had years to develop a non-idiot policy program and the best they’ve come up with is ”murder without even the pretense of juridical process.” And I am not nut-picking; this is all over abolitionist writing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Star Trek/Gene Roddenberry lens of anthropology.
Famous for accurately predicting the demise of television, baseball, and 2024 San Francisco.
Where Earth is a "post-scarcity" paradise and murder is literally unthinkable.
It's a painfully superficial and panglossian view of who we are.
Famous for accurately predicting the demise of television, baseball, and 2024 San Francisco.
Where Earth is a "post-scarcity" paradise and murder is literally unthinkable.
It's a painfully superficial and panglossian view of who we are.
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every time I finally speak up in a discord channel I don't usually talk in and I don't immediately receive a response/reaction, I just imagine the other members looking at me like this
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
every time I finally speak up in a discord channel I don't usually talk in and I don't immediately receive a response/reaction, I just imagine the other members looking at me like this
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
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November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It makes sense that I'd like The Mountain Goats.
But for whatever reason I'd only listened to The Sunset Tree. This new one is quite excellent as well.
But for whatever reason I'd only listened to The Sunset Tree. This new one is quite excellent as well.
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It makes sense that I'd like The Mountain Goats.
But for whatever reason I'd only listened to The Sunset Tree. This new one is quite excellent as well.
But for whatever reason I'd only listened to The Sunset Tree. This new one is quite excellent as well.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like
I spit on the reputation of the U.S. Supreme Court, not that it can get much more degraded than it has already become by the repulsive actions of its disgusting GOP members.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
You can hear the transphobic sneer in these words.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like
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American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful
LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
American left-wing patriotism is Jewish guys signing Christian anti-slavery hymns about the first Muslim mayor of New York and I think that’s beautiful
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My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes.
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes.
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
I have never wanted a socialist to win more than I want Mamdani to win.
Feeling that even more following Trump's endorsement of Cuomo.
Feeling that even more following Trump's endorsement of Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have never wanted a socialist to win more than I want Mamdani to win.
Feeling that even more following Trump's endorsement of Cuomo.
Feeling that even more following Trump's endorsement of Cuomo.
Saw a very interesting job post. And I need a job. But it would require consistent, close, trusting interaction with one person.
And as much as it literally turns my stomach to say it: I simply can't trust a Republican.
So I checked out the FEC website, and...
And as much as it literally turns my stomach to say it: I simply can't trust a Republican.
So I checked out the FEC website, and...
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Saw a very interesting job post. And I need a job. But it would require consistent, close, trusting interaction with one person.
And as much as it literally turns my stomach to say it: I simply can't trust a Republican.
So I checked out the FEC website, and...
And as much as it literally turns my stomach to say it: I simply can't trust a Republican.
So I checked out the FEC website, and...
lolllllll
Someone does not appreciate the consequences of screwing with a specter on the day of the dead.
Someone does not appreciate the consequences of screwing with a specter on the day of the dead.
Someone stole all the marigolds and pepper plants off my ofrenda at work!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
This has to be an ignorant white person
Have fun hosting the ghost of my mother in law, pendejo
#DiaDeLosMuertos
November 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
lolllllll
Someone does not appreciate the consequences of screwing with a specter on the day of the dead.
Someone does not appreciate the consequences of screwing with a specter on the day of the dead.
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and they were roommates
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
and they were roommates
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BREAKING: Trump slaps 30% tariff on Jerome Powell
Powell: "Higher tariffs are pushing up prices in some categories of goods, resulting in higher overall inflation."
October 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
BREAKING: Trump slaps 30% tariff on Jerome Powell