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Noseferatu doesn't seem to be getting released at my movie theater so looks like Christmas is ruined
December 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…
December 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
not sure if i just got a bad batch but i bought chocolate chip teddy grahams for the first time in 20 years and these shits taste like earl grey tea
July 12, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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kids today don't know nothing but charge their phone, worship giant white dog, eat hot chip and lie
June 5, 2024 at 11:16 PM
the way in which my family misinterprets cat behavior & projects their negativity onto my cats actually breaks my heart. i sent a cute pic of my cat sleeping next to me and everyone went "haha he looks so pissed! wow you're annoying him so much" and this was the pic.
May 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
worse than being at the age where all of my friends are having babies is the age where all my friends are running marathons
April 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
my cat who has never slow blinked at me in the 6 years we've had him just slow blinked at my taco
April 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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I literally cannot remember what it was like to wake up to something other than all-consuming omnipresent existential dread at the state of the world. It certainly feels like someone should be held accountable for this if it weren't for the fact that central to that dread is that no one ever will.
April 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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otter pillar 🦦
April 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM
the wfh equivalent to a pizza party is a digital $10 Starbucks gift card
March 27, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE
March 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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The Irritating Gentleman by Berthold Woltze, 1874.
March 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Your fun autism fact for the day: The creator of Pokemon, Satoshi Tajiri, was diagnosed autistic as a child and struggled with socialization. When asked about his inspirational for Pokemon he said: "I always wanted to be friends with all of the animals. They liked me even when people didn't."
March 13, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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happy daylight savings day from my husband
March 10, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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It's International Women's Day, so let's celebrate that polymath, mystic, & eel truth-teller: St. Hildegard of Bingen.

Medieval thinkers agreed that eels reproduce asexually. But Hildegard thought they mate at sea, where we can't watch. No one listened to her.

But she was right! 1/2
🧪🗃️
March 8, 2024 at 2:48 PM
box office associate position wants me to have a bachelor's degree to sell theater tickets for $15 an hour, 20 hours a week.

this is hell.
March 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
counted 6 unskippable midroll ad breaks on a 20 minute video yesterday so I'm about ready to abandon YouTube completely
February 29, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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There's goth, and then there's Leonor Fini's Portrait of Princess Francesca Ruspoli.
February 26, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Can't miss the opportunity to share my own favorite Superb Owl, an Athenian silver tentradrachm from c. 400 BCE.
February 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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February 9, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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black skinny jeans should be excused from the “skinny jeans are cringe” discourse. your aging punk and metalhead friends have enough to deal with already, we need this
February 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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pikachu
February 9, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials
February 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM