göstc’edár
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göstc’edár
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Yer local Jack Skellington lookin’ ass motherfucker

Solely in this body for death metal and hummus.
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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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If the show costs less than $20 at the door and there are 3+ artists on the bill you better be ready to get your ass to the merch table I stg
April 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Sen. Cory Booker just entered hour 16 of his marathon magical girl transformation on the Senate floor. He has spent all night slowly spinning around in a field of twinkling stars and striking cool fashion poses. So far he has materialized one long opera glove and a silver tiara with topaz inlay.
April 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I know it’s not “classified war plans” bad but RFK jr just faxed me what appears to be a photocopy of a butt
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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my therapist is saying that maybe i don’t need to know who the latest new type of guy is
March 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
March 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I’ve long believed that every politician from New York could be replaced by the Wu Tang Clan and nothing tonight has dissuaded me from that viewpoint
March 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Propaganda is bad now but back when Bush was President half of all videogames were named “War on Terror: Americas Heroes of Knife Fighting”
March 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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I’ve been surprised at the level of hate at the NuFood industry replacing grocers and restaurants with NuFood dispensers.

There is finally a service that allows those without access to advanced culinary skills to self-feed anywhere. To get stomach contents (even if sometimes inedible or poisoned).
I have to admit that I've been surprised at the level of hate at AI LLMs.

There is finally a tool that allows those without access to an advanced education to self learn, anywhere , anytime. To get answers to questions, (even if sometimes wrong) , that they would otherwise never have access to
Nag. Sorry. I can't abide the pocket lining any more. You've been a better billionaire than most, but at the end if the day, it's all just a meal ticket for you. Gross.
February 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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If your husband got you a cybertruck for valentines day you might want to check and see if he took out a life insurance policy on you
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Since 2016, people around me have exhibited more and more extreme forms of “how dare you get me to root for <insert horrible neoliberal person here>”
February 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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it’s so cool that ai generated search results have not once been better or more useful or even correct at all compared to the actual source of information that i’m looking for
February 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The filibuster seems fun honestly. You could just read the lyrics to flagpole sitta again and again
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Effective Altruism through the decades:
2000s: malaria nets are the most important thing we can be buying
2010s: actually AI is just as important as malaria nets
2020s: it's imperative we destroy all malaria nets

(from a friend on discord)
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM