why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

If the show costs less than $20 at the door and there are 3+ artists on the bill you better be ready to get your ass to the merch table I stg

Sen. Cory Booker just entered hour 16 of his marathon magical girl transformation on the Senate floor. He has spent all night slowly spinning around in a field of twinkling stars and striking cool fashion poses. So far he has materialized one long opera glove and a silver tiara with topaz inlay.

I know it’s not “classified war plans” bad but RFK jr just faxed me what appears to be a photocopy of a butt

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

my therapist is saying that maybe i don’t need to know who the latest new type of guy is

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

I’ve long believed that every politician from New York could be replaced by the Wu Tang Clan and nothing tonight has dissuaded me from that viewpoint

I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure

Propaganda is bad now but back when Bush was President half of all videogames were named “War on Terror: Americas Heroes of Knife Fighting”

I’ve been surprised at the level of hate at the NuFood industry replacing grocers and restaurants with NuFood dispensers.

There is finally a service that allows those without access to advanced culinary skills to self-feed anywhere. To get stomach contents (even if sometimes inedible or poisoned).

If your husband got you a cybertruck for valentines day you might want to check and see if he took out a life insurance policy on you

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Since 2016, people around me have exhibited more and more extreme forms of “how dare you get me to root for <insert horrible neoliberal person here>”

it’s so cool that ai generated search results have not once been better or more useful or even correct at all compared to the actual source of information that i’m looking for

The filibuster seems fun honestly. You could just read the lyrics to flagpole sitta again and again

Effective Altruism through the decades:
2000s: malaria nets are the most important thing we can be buying
2010s: actually AI is just as important as malaria nets
2020s: it's imperative we destroy all malaria nets

(from a friend on discord)