Juan Orlando Hernández imported a quantity of cocaine sufficient to allow the enthusiastic enjoyer to snort an ounce every five minutes for a lifetime. This man does not just deserve a pardon. He deserves our thanks.

by Donald Trump Jr

having finally achieved almost everything I wanted to in life I finally cross off my last item on the list: a Scrooge McDuck vault full of my entire fortune in gold coins. I dive in headfirst and cave my skull into a fine gelatin

I don't think we understand just how bad the decline of the Internet is to knowledge.

3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.

Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.

many bad things, but remember: you live in a world where The Detroiters exists

the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy

Everyone in this admin is a different type of tik tok guy. Natural cures only no medicine guy. Alpha warrior guy who hasn't been in a fight with anyone except his wife. Evil trad wife

"Baby ape, what's your name?
Let me sign to you, let me buy you a drank" - T. Pain Goodall

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

She's a civil servant whose job kept her too busy for a personal life until a government shutdown brought it to a screeching halt.

He's a single dad whose small D.C. holiday shop is threatened by tariffs.

This Christmas, they are ... Red, White & You.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

“Siri, zoom in.”

@calltoactivism.bsky.social

ugh. I hate having to rearrange my wooden cutting board and chef’s knife to make room for my cast iron pan in the dishwasher

so on trumps autism announcement, its all womens fault right? like i dont have to do anything?

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Pivoting from Civil War to Mental Health Awareness like the Spirit Halloween turning into a Spirit Christmas

Seal Team 6 creeps slowly through the dark forest. “Beebop is in sight,” whispers the squad leader. Anxious seconds pass. The radio crackles: “Kill team go.” The soldiers ready their weapons and move forward as one, stepping directly onto a series of rakes that instantly render them all unconscious,