Gerbil Horde
gerbil-horde.bsky.social
Gerbil Horde
@gerbil-horde.bsky.social
We are many. All your rodents are belong to us. All pets and their hümins are our frens.
Administered by our hümin, Alex, first Lord of the Gerbil Horde of Shara, servant of Tuon (MYLF), veteran of the #BattleGiraffeWars & #TwitterOfTime
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Play time at The Horde!

After a good 15m playing SCAPEY SCAPEY, The Horde settle in for a gentle game of Scoop & Boop 🐹🐹🐹🐹

Numbo was a little tired by this point and doesn’t feature much, and yes that is a massive hole in my ceiling 😅

#StayGerbil 🐹
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Absolutely.
July 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Interview this morning. Wish me luck 😘

#🐹
July 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
This will go down in the military history books, be taught in military academies and talked about long into the future 👏🏼

#🐹
#Ukraine
Major victory for Ukraine under operation Web, 41 Russian strategic aircraft including nuclear bombers have been destroyed by FPV drones secretly smuggled deep into Russia and launched from concealed containers. Billions in losses for Russia.
June 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Alanna rained down ice and fury at the Battle of Two Rivers.

Her story deserves to continue.

Join the fight to #SaveWOT
➡️ savewot.com

#TheWheelofTime
May 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Haven’t been keeping up with things but is #TACO trending over here in the bluest of skies? Would be a real shame for Disaster Donny to be embarrassed on every platform 🫣

#TACOTrump
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May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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🧵 1/ Not enough people are linking Reform & MAGA.

It’s time to correct that by talking about Nigel Farage, MAGA money, and a US PR firm with direct ties to Bannon.

It’s not patriotism and pints it’s a shared plan and international far-right coordination.

Grab a cup of tea and strap in👇
May 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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May 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The right wing does not think they’re the Empire. They think they’re the Rebels. Probably because they’re media illiterate morons who are always saying things like, “when did Star Trek go woke”
May 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I have to say sorry to Mark Zuckerberg. I’m afraid that an AI friend is simply not going to replace my emotional support gerbil.
May 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Well, this is heartbreaking. This was such an amazing series that got better with each season. Probably the best fantasy series we had in the past decade. I truly hope either Hulu, Apple, or HBO pick it back up and finish the series. #WheelofTime #SaveWOT

deadline.com/2025/05/the-...
‘The Wheel Of Time’ Canceled By Prime Video After 3 Seasons
Prime Video will not be renewing The Wheel of Time for a fourth season.
deadline.com
May 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Hi. Please #SaveWoT. Let Rafe cook. Keep the execs out. It’ll be a hit. I promise. #TheWheelOfTime #CancelPrime #ThankYouRafe
May 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hearing the depressing news that Wheel of Time hasn’t been renewed. They’re abandoning viewers right when the adaption was coming into its own, when we’re invested in the storyline and character development. Please consider adding your voice to a renewal campaign.

actionnetwork.org/letters/help...
Help Renew The Wheel of Time! Send a Message to Amazon & Sony Today
The Wheel of Time has brought the beloved books to life, showcasing groundbreaking representation, global storytelling, and a fiercely passionate fanbase. But its future is uncertain. We're asking A...
actionnetwork.org
May 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
May 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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AMAZING how many words the right has to gin up, & how often they have to cycle them, to demonize "normal people who aren't hateful, rude, sadistic pieces of shit" just to continue their little pantomime of being the normal, rational ones

We're on DEI/woke now, but it's been hippie, PC, SJW, CRT...
May 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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THE WHEEL OF TIME
#SaveWot

#TheWheelOfTime
May 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Sony posted this * after* the cancellation notice. Watch. Upvote. Save WoT! youtu.be/MP2jit_l3WQ?... #WheelofTime
The Wheel of Time | Rand Faces His Past In The Glass Columns
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Television
youtu.be
May 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The Wheel of Time burns, and Rages come and pass, leaving memories that become sadness. Sadness fades to Hope, and even Hope is long forgotten when the Rage that gave it birth comes again.

#StayGerbil 🐹
#TheWheelOfTime
#SaveWoT
May 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Cancel Amazon. Cancel every subscription. Cancel pre-orders. They were already a boycott worthy corpo and now they have no value. #WoTSkies
May 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Hey @amazonprime.bsky.social , just so you know, this cancellation means I'm never subscribing to you ever again. EVER. #TheWheelOfTime was the only reason I gave you any money, so we're done now. Please do let the door hit you on the way out. #WoTSkies
May 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Exactly. Listen up @primevideo.bsky.social. Oh, and fuck you.
Hey @amazonprime.bsky.social , just so you know, this cancellation means I'm never subscribing to you ever again. EVER. #TheWheelOfTime was the only reason I gave you any money, so we're done now. Please do let the door hit you on the way out. #WoTSkies
May 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Can we please get some fucking Emmy nominations at least?

#SaveWoT
#TheWheelOfTime
#WoTSkies
May 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Wheel of Time burns, and Rages come and pass, leaving memories that become sadness. Sadness fades to Hope, and even Hope is long forgotten when the Rage that gave it birth comes again.

#StayGerbil 🐹
#TheWheelOfTime
#SaveWoT
May 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hey Amazon if you're going to F&^k me like that at least leave me cab fair on the dresser! #WoTSkies #TheWheelOfTime #Famazon #SaveWOT
May 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM