Gerbil Horde
gerbil-horde.bsky.social
Gerbil Horde
@gerbil-horde.bsky.social
We are many. All your rodents are belong to us. All pets and their hümins are our frens.
Administered by our hümin, Alex, first Lord of the Gerbil Horde of Shara, servant of Tuon (MYLF), veteran of the #BattleGiraffeWars & #TwitterOfTime
Hey team. Have some cute things to take the edge off.

The Horde is offering free hugs and cuddles to anyone needing solace right now.

I asked both Harald and Erik for comment and all I could make out was something about fucking Amazon and fucking hümins 🤷🏻

#StayGerbil 🐹
#TheWheelOfTime
#SaveWoT
May 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#Alt Erik the Duprasi gerbil sits happily on his human’s hand, being gently stroked with a thumb. He stares into the camera with the dichotomous stare only a Duprasi can conjure up. It is Schrödinger’s stare. Both predator and unbelievably cute thing simultaneously.

#StayGerbil 🐹
May 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We’ve reached another milestone!

When a baby decides they will eat on you, it’s definitely a sign they’re comfortable with you 🫶🏻

This is Harald. Erik won’t be far behind. He’s a lot more comfortable being handled now and has even had an unscheduled play on the floor 😅

#StayGerbil 🐹
April 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The boys are out to play 🥰

#Alt Harald stands watch in his hidey hole in the corner as Erik plays. Erik’s is seen at the end of their log tunnel and darts into the end. He then pokes his little nose out the side & appears from the log once more, off to search for noms. Harald then disappears

#🐹
April 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky

#StayGerbil 🐹
#WoTSkies
April 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Horde gains +9000 cute points

Since these two are clearly savage killers, we’re going with Viking names. Probably Erik and Harald, but Ivar or Ragnar could sneak in. We’ll see what sticks.

They’re Duprasi Gerbils and 6 weeks old 🫶🏻

👉🏻👈🏻

#StayGerbil 🐹🐹
April 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We have our first appearance!!

👀

#🐹
April 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM