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how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
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White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.
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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
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Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate
May 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate
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i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today
My life is like Vin Diesel in The Pacifier if there were fewer children and roughly the same amount of theater
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My life is like Vin Diesel in The Pacifier if there were fewer children and roughly the same amount of theater
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I beat Super Metroid today. It is a really good game, and I loved it very much, and it reminded me of how-- not unlike the assassination of JFK-- video games have a way of seeming like just a really fun pleasant time, but then suddenly they hit you with surprise emotions that you never saw coming.
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I beat Super Metroid today. It is a really good game, and I loved it very much, and it reminded me of how-- not unlike the assassination of JFK-- video games have a way of seeming like just a really fun pleasant time, but then suddenly they hit you with surprise emotions that you never saw coming.
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okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died
February 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died
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I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.
February 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.
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R.A. Mapp; Highway 2, Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=13.1132605%2C-59.6149305&query_place_id=ChIJMcxeZib3Q4wRRFamTTQyti0
February 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
R.A. Mapp; Highway 2, Bridgetown, Saint Michael Barbados https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=13.1132605%2C-59.6149305&query_place_id=ChIJMcxeZib3Q4wRRFamTTQyti0
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Oh so FOX pays Tom Brady millions of dollars to announce the Super Bowl because he won the Super Bowl but refuses to hire Trumpet the Bloodhound to announce the Westminster Dog Show
February 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Oh so FOX pays Tom Brady millions of dollars to announce the Super Bowl because he won the Super Bowl but refuses to hire Trumpet the Bloodhound to announce the Westminster Dog Show
Do you think the person that created amber alerts was really into 311
February 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Do you think the person that created amber alerts was really into 311
Not the biggest fan of her work, but you gotta admit Ghislaine Maxwell has a great name. Just incredible mouth feel on that one
February 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not the biggest fan of her work, but you gotta admit Ghislaine Maxwell has a great name. Just incredible mouth feel on that one
What if instead of podracing it was podracism and they just fucking hated edamame
February 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What if instead of podracing it was podracism and they just fucking hated edamame
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why isn't the media showing this
February 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
why isn't the media showing this
Was just thinking that I was the first person to ever like my men like I like my coffee hot strong and sweet like toffee oh, but apparently I've been beaten to the punch
February 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Was just thinking that I was the first person to ever like my men like I like my coffee hot strong and sweet like toffee oh, but apparently I've been beaten to the punch
Happy Black History Month, I'm sorry I'm listening to Creed
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Happy Black History Month, I'm sorry I'm listening to Creed
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[walking past you on the street, talking into my phone in a normal speaking voice] thank you very much, mr. roboto, for doing the jobs that nobody wants to. and thank you very much, mr. roboto, for helping me escape just when i needed do. thank you. i wanna thank you. please, thank you
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[walking past you on the street, talking into my phone in a normal speaking voice] thank you very much, mr. roboto, for doing the jobs that nobody wants to. and thank you very much, mr. roboto, for helping me escape just when i needed do. thank you. i wanna thank you. please, thank you
Newman would've been an olympic medalist if delicately saucing scrod was an Olympic event
January 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Newman would've been an olympic medalist if delicately saucing scrod was an Olympic event
Its lowkey nice being awake at unholy hours cuz of a sickness and not cuz of my life being in shambles
January 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Its lowkey nice being awake at unholy hours cuz of a sickness and not cuz of my life being in shambles