Geoff Wet Blanket
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Geoff Wet Blanket
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Spot my video views outlier LOL.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I never spoke to either of them when they were alive so I'd have a few questions that I'd need to know. #NeverEver
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Unwrap forgettable experiences on us this Christmas." (A Christmas gift from your service provider).
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Probably the most Gary Glitter she's ever looked.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Blackface Heidi Alexander - "You can't have delivery without de livery. Rule Britannia!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
A reminder to buy ENGLISH and buy CHRISTMAS this festive season. And if your mother or wife doesn't do the right thing, get yourself a CHRISTMAS mum.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Didn't know they had a "Most preposterous wanker you listened to this year" category.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Reposted by Geoff Wet Blanket
Dunking on the kids by referencing a 46 year old film is extremely boomer behaviour.
You know, someone should make a joke about the Judean People's Front off of Monty Python's Life Of Brian (1979). I bet that would be totally original and really funny, not teeth-grindingly derivative!
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
We used to call it liver pâté down south cos we were posh and went in supermarkets.
Nostalgic for the 1970s? Have an immersive simulation by watching the snooker on a 20 inch black and white TV with half a dozen neighbours, everyone chain smoking and eating liver paste sandwiches on white bread.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead at school *and* went to see the play. We were bored shitless by both but it made men of us.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mansion Tax.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
People who have that one "racist uncle" they see at Christmas (you know who you are you lucky lucky people) how about having a Christmas with a "racist whole extended family including your own mother"?
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Darts
Showaddywaddy
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays
Mari Wilson
Tracey Ullman
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Marie Lloyd
Tiny Tim
Henry Hall & His Orchestra
Whistling Jack Smith
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Métal Urbain
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen...

Tony Bennett
Sonic Youth
Bob Dylan
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Pulp

In that order, on the same day, on the same stage. Glastonbury '98 (my first). The mind still boggles.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Budget Day, November 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Chelsea were founded in 1905 when Arsenal were still in Woolwich, Kent.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Rachel has a minimum (the average LOL) of £1.2 million in wealth. She is in the top 10%, definitely not in the top 9% or 8% or 7% or 6% or 5% etc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Coincidentally, Victoria Paddington-Barritt says that Hamilton is the biggest thing *she's* been involved in. Such is the wonderful world of musical theatre.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sure thing, buddy (Outtakes)
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Actually we grew up in the shadow of the first world war because our grandparents had fought in the first world war.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
With shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts, here's a shit AI song about shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts and how their success is affecting those AI stars.
youtu.be/1rtSmy3Ghf4?...
When You're An AI Star (The Grass Ain't Always Greener)
YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Documentary series following a search for the sheep with the best voice. Looking For Mr Good Baa.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Does she actually watch any television, let alone "top-quality telly"? You're projecting, old man.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Love You To The Moon And Back.
youtu.be/eKrc7Y3FM1s?...
Love You To The Moon And Back
YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Cliff does Movember.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM