Geoff Wet Blanket
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Spot my video views outlier LOL.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spot my video views outlier LOL.
I never spoke to either of them when they were alive so I'd have a few questions that I'd need to know. #NeverEver
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I never spoke to either of them when they were alive so I'd have a few questions that I'd need to know. #NeverEver
"Unwrap forgettable experiences on us this Christmas." (A Christmas gift from your service provider).
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Unwrap forgettable experiences on us this Christmas." (A Christmas gift from your service provider).
Probably the most Gary Glitter she's ever looked.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Probably the most Gary Glitter she's ever looked.
Blackface Heidi Alexander - "You can't have delivery without de livery. Rule Britannia!"
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Blackface Heidi Alexander - "You can't have delivery without de livery. Rule Britannia!"
A reminder to buy ENGLISH and buy CHRISTMAS this festive season. And if your mother or wife doesn't do the right thing, get yourself a CHRISTMAS mum.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A reminder to buy ENGLISH and buy CHRISTMAS this festive season. And if your mother or wife doesn't do the right thing, get yourself a CHRISTMAS mum.
Didn't know they had a "Most preposterous wanker you listened to this year" category.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Didn't know they had a "Most preposterous wanker you listened to this year" category.
Reposted by Geoff Wet Blanket
Dunking on the kids by referencing a 46 year old film is extremely boomer behaviour.
You know, someone should make a joke about the Judean People's Front off of Monty Python's Life Of Brian (1979). I bet that would be totally original and really funny, not teeth-grindingly derivative!
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Dunking on the kids by referencing a 46 year old film is extremely boomer behaviour.
We used to call it liver pâté down south cos we were posh and went in supermarkets.
Nostalgic for the 1970s? Have an immersive simulation by watching the snooker on a 20 inch black and white TV with half a dozen neighbours, everyone chain smoking and eating liver paste sandwiches on white bread.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We used to call it liver pâté down south cos we were posh and went in supermarkets.
We read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead at school *and* went to see the play. We were bored shitless by both but it made men of us.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We read Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead at school *and* went to see the play. We were bored shitless by both but it made men of us.
Mansion Tax.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mansion Tax.
People who have that one "racist uncle" they see at Christmas (you know who you are you lucky lucky people) how about having a Christmas with a "racist whole extended family including your own mother"?
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
People who have that one "racist uncle" they see at Christmas (you know who you are you lucky lucky people) how about having a Christmas with a "racist whole extended family including your own mother"?
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Darts
Showaddywaddy
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays
Mari Wilson
Tracey Ullman
Darts
Showaddywaddy
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays
Mari Wilson
Tracey Ullman
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Marie Lloyd
Tiny Tim
Henry Hall & His Orchestra
Whistling Jack Smith
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Métal Urbain
Marie Lloyd
Tiny Tim
Henry Hall & His Orchestra
Whistling Jack Smith
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Métal Urbain
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen...
Tony Bennett
Sonic Youth
Bob Dylan
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Pulp
In that order, on the same day, on the same stage. Glastonbury '98 (my first). The mind still boggles.
Tony Bennett
Sonic Youth
Bob Dylan
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
Pulp
In that order, on the same day, on the same stage. Glastonbury '98 (my first). The mind still boggles.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Darts
Showaddywaddy
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays
Mari Wilson
Tracey Ullman
Darts
Showaddywaddy
Rocky Sharpe & The Replays
Mari Wilson
Tracey Ullman
Budget Day, November 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Budget Day, November 2025.
Chelsea were founded in 1905 when Arsenal were still in Woolwich, Kent.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Chelsea were founded in 1905 when Arsenal were still in Woolwich, Kent.
Rachel has a minimum (the average LOL) of £1.2 million in wealth. She is in the top 10%, definitely not in the top 9% or 8% or 7% or 6% or 5% etc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Rachel has a minimum (the average LOL) of £1.2 million in wealth. She is in the top 10%, definitely not in the top 9% or 8% or 7% or 6% or 5% etc.
Coincidentally, Victoria Paddington-Barritt says that Hamilton is the biggest thing *she's* been involved in. Such is the wonderful world of musical theatre.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Coincidentally, Victoria Paddington-Barritt says that Hamilton is the biggest thing *she's* been involved in. Such is the wonderful world of musical theatre.
Sure thing, buddy (Outtakes)
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sure thing, buddy (Outtakes)
Actually we grew up in the shadow of the first world war because our grandparents had fought in the first world war.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Actually we grew up in the shadow of the first world war because our grandparents had fought in the first world war.
With shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts, here's a shit AI song about shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts and how their success is affecting those AI stars.
youtu.be/1rtSmy3Ghf4?...
youtu.be/1rtSmy3Ghf4?...
When You're An AI Star (The Grass Ain't Always Greener)
YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket
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November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
With shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts, here's a shit AI song about shit AI songs hitting the top of the charts and how their success is affecting those AI stars.
youtu.be/1rtSmy3Ghf4?...
youtu.be/1rtSmy3Ghf4?...
Documentary series following a search for the sheep with the best voice. Looking For Mr Good Baa.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Documentary series following a search for the sheep with the best voice. Looking For Mr Good Baa.
Does she actually watch any television, let alone "top-quality telly"? You're projecting, old man.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does she actually watch any television, let alone "top-quality telly"? You're projecting, old man.
Love You To The Moon And Back.
youtu.be/eKrc7Y3FM1s?...
youtu.be/eKrc7Y3FM1s?...
Love You To The Moon And Back
YouTube video by Geoff Wet Blanket
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Love You To The Moon And Back.
youtu.be/eKrc7Y3FM1s?...
youtu.be/eKrc7Y3FM1s?...
Cliff does Movember.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Cliff does Movember.
"No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it.”