Surely if you can already read it would be obvious what this rubbish means? But to teach it to those who couldn't read before learning how words were actually spelt? A disaster!

It's *fewer* (not "less") calories, Victoria!

Bin lisnin to some old podcasts, mate. With my old great mate Bob Mordimer and the Geddin The Sea Diana in Heaven guy.

Also JK Rowling - John Kenneth (JK) Galbraith - Robert Galbraith.

The angel of death.

(Chislehurst's Very Own)

I bet you liked Hamlet 'n' all!

I know, I wasn't being serious.

Alison's making him sound like Val Doonican crossed with Prince.