Geoff Wet Blanket
@geoffwetblanket.bsky.social
Stop it! Stop saying we all had the same experiences! Most of us didn't have a copy of Watership Down and have still never read it! And most of us didn't have bedroom shelves, you teenage Tory tosser!
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stop it! Stop saying we all had the same experiences! Most of us didn't have a copy of Watership Down and have still never read it! And most of us didn't have bedroom shelves, you teenage Tory tosser!
I am able to read these words but I'm pretty sure I wasn't taught to read this way. You?
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am able to read these words but I'm pretty sure I wasn't taught to read this way. You?
Spot my video views outlier LOL.
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spot my video views outlier LOL.
"Unwrap forgettable experiences on us this Christmas." (A Christmas gift from your service provider).
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Unwrap forgettable experiences on us this Christmas." (A Christmas gift from your service provider).
Probably the most Gary Glitter she's ever looked.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Probably the most Gary Glitter she's ever looked.
A reminder to buy ENGLISH and buy CHRISTMAS this festive season. And if your mother or wife doesn't do the right thing, get yourself a CHRISTMAS mum.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A reminder to buy ENGLISH and buy CHRISTMAS this festive season. And if your mother or wife doesn't do the right thing, get yourself a CHRISTMAS mum.
Didn't know they had a "Most preposterous wanker you listened to this year" category.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Didn't know they had a "Most preposterous wanker you listened to this year" category.
Mansion Tax.
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mansion Tax.
People who have that one "racist uncle" they see at Christmas (you know who you are you lucky lucky people) how about having a Christmas with a "racist whole extended family including your own mother"?
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
People who have that one "racist uncle" they see at Christmas (you know who you are you lucky lucky people) how about having a Christmas with a "racist whole extended family including your own mother"?
Budget Day, November 2025.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Budget Day, November 2025.
Alison's making him sound like Val Doonican crossed with Prince.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Alison's making him sound like Val Doonican crossed with Prince.
Chelsea were founded in 1905 when Arsenal were still in Woolwich, Kent.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Chelsea were founded in 1905 when Arsenal were still in Woolwich, Kent.
Rachel has a minimum (the average LOL) of £1.2 million in wealth. She is in the top 10%, definitely not in the top 9% or 8% or 7% or 6% or 5% etc.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Rachel has a minimum (the average LOL) of £1.2 million in wealth. She is in the top 10%, definitely not in the top 9% or 8% or 7% or 6% or 5% etc.
Coincidentally, Victoria Paddington-Barritt says that Hamilton is the biggest thing *she's* been involved in. Such is the wonderful world of musical theatre.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Coincidentally, Victoria Paddington-Barritt says that Hamilton is the biggest thing *she's* been involved in. Such is the wonderful world of musical theatre.
Sure thing, buddy (Outtakes)
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sure thing, buddy (Outtakes)
Actually we grew up in the shadow of the first world war because our grandparents had fought in the first world war.
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Actually we grew up in the shadow of the first world war because our grandparents had fought in the first world war.
Does she actually watch any television, let alone "top-quality telly"? You're projecting, old man.
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Does she actually watch any television, let alone "top-quality telly"? You're projecting, old man.
Cliff does Movember.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Cliff does Movember.
"No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it.”
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"No, I'm sorry - but the sacrifice wasn't worth the result of what it is now. What we fought for was our freedom, but now it's a darn sight worse than when I fought for it.”
Wondering how far AI has to go so I asked @bettyutility.bsky.social for a scenario and let AI take care of the dialogue. Not a bad attempt at a podcast by a pair of grumpy old noughties cats.
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Wondering how far AI has to go so I asked @bettyutility.bsky.social for a scenario and let AI take care of the dialogue. Not a bad attempt at a podcast by a pair of grumpy old noughties cats.
OK then, Hallowe'en's Welsh. And rugby is the national sport of Wales so they call football 'soccer' like the posh English do.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
OK then, Hallowe'en's Welsh. And rugby is the national sport of Wales so they call football 'soccer' like the posh English do.
Woolf exits bathroom: "I'd give it five minutes if I were you, my dear."
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Woolf exits bathroom: "I'd give it five minutes if I were you, my dear."
An American on holiday with his family impersonating Tommy Robinson in the style of Tony Robinson.
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
An American on holiday with his family impersonating Tommy Robinson in the style of Tony Robinson.
A short commercial break (beak?).
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A short commercial break (beak?).