Taucer
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So it looks like MAGA's response to the Epstein thing, at present, is "but what about Clinton?"
Which sets up a very obvious question: why are Trump, Johnson, and so many other Republicans working to protect Bill Clinton?
That's the angle I want to see reporters take in response.
Which sets up a very obvious question: why are Trump, Johnson, and so many other Republicans working to protect Bill Clinton?
That's the angle I want to see reporters take in response.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So it looks like MAGA's response to the Epstein thing, at present, is "but what about Clinton?"
Which sets up a very obvious question: why are Trump, Johnson, and so many other Republicans working to protect Bill Clinton?
That's the angle I want to see reporters take in response.
Which sets up a very obvious question: why are Trump, Johnson, and so many other Republicans working to protect Bill Clinton?
That's the angle I want to see reporters take in response.
We should have completely open borders. Let anybody in who wants in. Anybody who wants citizenship can fill out a form at the nearest post office.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We should have completely open borders. Let anybody in who wants in. Anybody who wants citizenship can fill out a form at the nearest post office.
I just ate at Sonic for the first time ever, and I have two questions:
1) How do you fuck up a Chicken Sandwich that bad?
2) How does a restaurant that can't make a good chicken sandwich stay in business?
1) How do you fuck up a Chicken Sandwich that bad?
2) How does a restaurant that can't make a good chicken sandwich stay in business?
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I just ate at Sonic for the first time ever, and I have two questions:
1) How do you fuck up a Chicken Sandwich that bad?
2) How does a restaurant that can't make a good chicken sandwich stay in business?
1) How do you fuck up a Chicken Sandwich that bad?
2) How does a restaurant that can't make a good chicken sandwich stay in business?
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Here's who folded:
Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Dick Durbin of Illinois
John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Tim Kaine of Virginia
Angus King of Maine
Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Primary them all
Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Dick Durbin of Illinois
John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Tim Kaine of Virginia
Angus King of Maine
Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Primary them all
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Here's who folded:
Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Dick Durbin of Illinois
John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Tim Kaine of Virginia
Angus King of Maine
Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Primary them all
Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Dick Durbin of Illinois
John Fetterman of Pennsylvania
Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire
Tim Kaine of Virginia
Angus King of Maine
Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Jeanne Shaheen of New Hampshire
Primary them all
Today, the best friend I've ever known passed away with his head in my lap.
All dogs are good dogs, but Darwin was exceptional.
All dogs are good dogs, but Darwin was exceptional.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Today, the best friend I've ever known passed away with his head in my lap.
All dogs are good dogs, but Darwin was exceptional.
All dogs are good dogs, but Darwin was exceptional.
Dems need to stand strong and firm on their values. It has been thoroughly proven that trying to meet Republicans in the middle doesn't work.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dems need to stand strong and firm on their values. It has been thoroughly proven that trying to meet Republicans in the middle doesn't work.
The more genAI I see, the more I think Mass Effect's Quarians were right.
If my computer ever asks me if it has a soul, I am going to yeet that thing through the window and move to a cabin in the woods with no electricity.
If my computer ever asks me if it has a soul, I am going to yeet that thing through the window and move to a cabin in the woods with no electricity.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The more genAI I see, the more I think Mass Effect's Quarians were right.
If my computer ever asks me if it has a soul, I am going to yeet that thing through the window and move to a cabin in the woods with no electricity.
If my computer ever asks me if it has a soul, I am going to yeet that thing through the window and move to a cabin in the woods with no electricity.
Most important takeaway from this election imo:
All the "centrist" pundits urging Democrats to tack right, abandon the fight for healthcare, and throw trans people under the bus, can all be ignored.
All the "centrist" pundits urging Democrats to tack right, abandon the fight for healthcare, and throw trans people under the bus, can all be ignored.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Most important takeaway from this election imo:
All the "centrist" pundits urging Democrats to tack right, abandon the fight for healthcare, and throw trans people under the bus, can all be ignored.
All the "centrist" pundits urging Democrats to tack right, abandon the fight for healthcare, and throw trans people under the bus, can all be ignored.
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHO JUST DIED
Pull up the news and have a smile to start your day
Pull up the news and have a smile to start your day
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHO JUST DIED
Pull up the news and have a smile to start your day
Pull up the news and have a smile to start your day
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Teen Vogue took young people seriously. It's impossible to overstate how important, how rare, and how profoundly needed that is.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Teen Vogue took young people seriously. It's impossible to overstate how important, how rare, and how profoundly needed that is.
One of these days he'll stay down.
And I'll celebrate with Champaign
And I'll celebrate with Champaign
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
One of these days he'll stay down.
And I'll celebrate with Champaign
And I'll celebrate with Champaign
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
I have the neighborhood's longest pumpkin
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have the neighborhood's longest pumpkin
An excellent summary
September 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
An excellent summary
Greetings, fellow heathens! It appears we all did not get raptured today!
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Greetings, fellow heathens! It appears we all did not get raptured today!
You know, of all the things the "I don't trust doctors" crowd could be doing, not taking Tylenol is one of the less-destructive ones. Far less collateral damage than antivaxxers, at least.
September 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You know, of all the things the "I don't trust doctors" crowd could be doing, not taking Tylenol is one of the less-destructive ones. Far less collateral damage than antivaxxers, at least.
May he always be remembered as such
United States Senators who protect child abusers are unfit to serve. They must resign.
#Epstein
#popsen
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#Epstein
#popsen
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September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
May he always be remembered as such
OCR continues to be awesome
We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
September 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OCR continues to be awesome
What I wouldn't give to live in the alternate timeline where the possible discovery of past life on Mars is currently dominating headlines.
This Might Actually be Happening
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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September 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What I wouldn't give to live in the alternate timeline where the possible discovery of past life on Mars is currently dominating headlines.
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
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And beware of false flags and planted evidence with this FBI in charge. Skepticism is in order.
September 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And beware of false flags and planted evidence with this FBI in charge. Skepticism is in order.
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: arguing in favor of the second amendment.
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: arguing in favor of the second amendment.