Gemma 🌙
@gemwyn.bsky.social
cosy gamer, PhD candidate, reality tv superfan ✨️
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I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites
Mark Curry's impression of Diddy rapping is one of the funniest tv moments of the year 😭
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mark Curry's impression of Diddy rapping is one of the funniest tv moments of the year 😭
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
idk who the Time Person of the Year will be, undoubtedly some god awful man, but it really should be Cassie Ventura
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
idk who the Time Person of the Year will be, undoubtedly some god awful man, but it really should be Cassie Ventura
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
unsurprisingly, in addition to being a violent abusive monster, Diddy is also an absolute loser
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
unsurprisingly, in addition to being a violent abusive monster, Diddy is also an absolute loser
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
#SeanCombsTheReckoning
10000th reminder that Paddington Bear is an undocumented migrant who got on a boat without permission, looking for a safer life 😊 #Strictly
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
10000th reminder that Paddington Bear is an undocumented migrant who got on a boat without permission, looking for a safer life 😊 #Strictly
catching up on #Strictly, we're all agreed Balvinder has to win yes?
a large group of people are posing for a picture while holding papers
ALT: a large group of people are posing for a picture while holding papers
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 AM
catching up on #Strictly, we're all agreed Balvinder has to win yes?
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can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize in literature
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
can't wait to hear who won the FIFA prize in literature
imagine turning on the Diddy documentary and seeing your son/husband/boyfriend/father/brother in 4K asking him for a selfie on the street in the year of our lord 2024 💀
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
imagine turning on the Diddy documentary and seeing your son/husband/boyfriend/father/brother in 4K asking him for a selfie on the street in the year of our lord 2024 💀
"leaked report describes water as wet"
A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"leaked report describes water as wet"
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It’s always the ones you least suspect
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s always the ones you least suspect
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dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
dear men: plz find a route to self-actualization that doesn’t run through someone else’s uterus
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Oh Nigel was doing gentle and kind racism, stand down everyone
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh Nigel was doing gentle and kind racism, stand down everyone
it's like the opening of an episode of House M.D.
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
it's like the opening of an episode of House M.D.
Pete telling Sam to shut the fuck up celebrating when a contestant got the question wrong because he got it right is a very late entry for tv moment of the year ngl #TheWheel
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pete telling Sam to shut the fuck up celebrating when a contestant got the question wrong because he got it right is a very late entry for tv moment of the year ngl #TheWheel
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loathe and resent how funny this is
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
loathe and resent how funny this is
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
all I want for Christmas is a lobotomy so I can read Sharp Objects for the first time again
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
all I want for Christmas is a lobotomy so I can read Sharp Objects for the first time again
of all the powerful men Trump has befriended and subsequently fallen out with while in office, it's incredible that the one to come closest to bringing him down has been dead for 6 years
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
of all the powerful men Trump has befriended and subsequently fallen out with while in office, it's incredible that the one to come closest to bringing him down has been dead for 6 years
this is particularly funny given Chalamet is unmarried, childless and pushing 30
Timothée Chalamet calls childless life ‘bleak’ in Vogue interview
https://www.inbella.com/1377772/timothee-chalamet-calls-childless-life-bleak-in-vogue-interview/
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! “Dune” star Timothée Chalamet called the idea of a childless life “bleak” while …
https://www.inbella.com/1377772/timothee-chalamet-calls-childless-life-bleak-in-vogue-interview/
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! “Dune” star Timothée Chalamet called the idea of a childless life “bleak” while …
Timothée Chalamet calls childless life 'bleak' in Vogue interview - INBELLA
"Dune" star Timothée Chalamet called the idea of a childless life "bleak" while discussing his relationships in an interview with Vogue Magazine.
www.inbella.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
this is particularly funny given Chalamet is unmarried, childless and pushing 30
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
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November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
one of the key themes of Frankenstein is that creation is a woman's game but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
one of the key themes of Frankenstein is that creation is a woman's game but y'all ain't ready for that conversation
there should be more football chants about stadiums named after corporations because that is so embarrassing for them
wdym your football team plays in the Emirates Stadium 💀
wdym your football team plays in the Emirates Stadium 💀
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
there should be more football chants about stadiums named after corporations because that is so embarrassing for them
wdym your football team plays in the Emirates Stadium 💀
wdym your football team plays in the Emirates Stadium 💀
maybe I'm too woke but did the people complaining that the creature never got his bride watch the fucking movie
#Frankenstein
#Frankenstein
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
maybe I'm too woke but did the people complaining that the creature never got his bride watch the fucking movie
#Frankenstein
#Frankenstein
