People who didn’t use #tiktok always announce it to you like they expect you to start clapping for them

the most idealistic thing about star wars is that the technology isn't proprietary and still works fine if it's more than 4 years old

greetings from. oil painting on paper

Squat Frog Saga (1/2)

a lot of people think cigarettes are cool but, you know what’s even cooler? if the cigarettes are wearing a jean jacket

if we don’t return to the office, the next dilbert will be born overseas

drake suing spotify for boosting numbers as if he hasn’t been doing the same for his partner’s ages

Ok mild spoilers for #asongoficeandfire if ppl still care but I’m still not over #GeorgeRRMartin describing Daenerys breastfeeding a dragon on literally the last page like how does that even work and how am I just supposed to move on from that #GameofThrones #GOT

hey man I’m gonna have a girl over later so can you keep the Gregorian chants to a minimum