Beans
@geenerneener.bsky.social
ADHD gremlin
Too short to pedal a party bike
Only here for the shitposts ✨
She/Her 🏳️🌈
Too short to pedal a party bike
Only here for the shitposts ✨
She/Her 🏳️🌈
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Happy Pokémon day from me and my favorite mon, Vulpix! Watch Pokémon presents here!!
youtu.be/W7FTkUFU7nw?...
youtu.be/W7FTkUFU7nw?...
February 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy Pokémon day from me and my favorite mon, Vulpix! Watch Pokémon presents here!!
youtu.be/W7FTkUFU7nw?...
youtu.be/W7FTkUFU7nw?...
Today I simultaneously learned that Fable is getting a remake AND learned that it won’t come out until 2026.
Win/win??
Win/win??
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Today I simultaneously learned that Fable is getting a remake AND learned that it won’t come out until 2026.
Win/win??
Win/win??
I’m going to start a medication that may make me dehydrated so I’ll need to have more sodium.
I just had this realization as I was shoveling handfuls of pirates booty into my my mouth while standing in the kitchen. I’ll probably be fine.
I just had this realization as I was shoveling handfuls of pirates booty into my my mouth while standing in the kitchen. I’ll probably be fine.
February 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m going to start a medication that may make me dehydrated so I’ll need to have more sodium.
I just had this realization as I was shoveling handfuls of pirates booty into my my mouth while standing in the kitchen. I’ll probably be fine.
I just had this realization as I was shoveling handfuls of pirates booty into my my mouth while standing in the kitchen. I’ll probably be fine.
PMDD is raging! Obsessive Thoughts are spinning! Gonna go shower for 45 minutes because apparently I’m not clean enough today! 🙃🙃🙃
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
PMDD is raging! Obsessive Thoughts are spinning! Gonna go shower for 45 minutes because apparently I’m not clean enough today! 🙃🙃🙃
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
It hit me this morning why it’s called “the mountain pose”—after all the twists and bends you’re doing, it literally feels like you’ve climbed up a mountain when you’re finally standing.
February 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It hit me this morning why it’s called “the mountain pose”—after all the twists and bends you’re doing, it literally feels like you’ve climbed up a mountain when you’re finally standing.
It’s 2025, why is the dispenser in the bathroom calling a pad a “napkin”??
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s 2025, why is the dispenser in the bathroom calling a pad a “napkin”??
Musk and his cronies are the Shades, and we are Kaine fighting tooth and nail, cussing the entire time.
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Musk and his cronies are the Shades, and we are Kaine fighting tooth and nail, cussing the entire time.
Well folks, we have babies.
February 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Well folks, we have babies.
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if the poop drank holy water he would live
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
if the poop drank holy water he would live
Blusky’s algorithm is so great, I post one photo of my cat in response to something and now my feed is chock full of cats.
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Blusky’s algorithm is so great, I post one photo of my cat in response to something and now my feed is chock full of cats.
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I'm actually still obsessed with the Kendrick halftime show lol
February 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'm actually still obsessed with the Kendrick halftime show lol
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Bapping you like a cat
February 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Bapping you like a cat
I can see Alaska from my apple!
February 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can see Alaska from my apple!
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Video games aren’t just a fun hobby for me, they’re also an escape on a difficult day.
God bless video games 🩵
God bless video games 🩵
February 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Video games aren’t just a fun hobby for me, they’re also an escape on a difficult day.
God bless video games 🩵
God bless video games 🩵
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t pain is short for tylenol pain relief
February 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
t pain is short for tylenol pain relief
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wish dot com ass president
February 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
wish dot com ass president
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“Yea totally we would be down for a date! My husband likes anything but Chinese, Thai or Japanese”
…….huh, ok…….
…….huh, ok…….
February 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Yea totally we would be down for a date! My husband likes anything but Chinese, Thai or Japanese”
…….huh, ok…….
…….huh, ok…….
It’s so nice to hear that you’d like to be paid today—it’s too bad you waited three weeks to get me your contract and invoice. There’s definitely a process to these things, and your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part 🌞
February 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s so nice to hear that you’d like to be paid today—it’s too bad you waited three weeks to get me your contract and invoice. There’s definitely a process to these things, and your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part 🌞
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Sorry about my insubordinate attitude, I listened to the Beastie Boys on the way here
February 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sorry about my insubordinate attitude, I listened to the Beastie Boys on the way here
My favorite moment today (and it’s only 9am) has been getting scolded by another EA because they THOUGHT I didn’t respond to their email, even though I did last week. Cherry on top would be the condescending “it’s important to me, at least.”
HAPPY TUESDAY
HAPPY TUESDAY
February 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My favorite moment today (and it’s only 9am) has been getting scolded by another EA because they THOUGHT I didn’t respond to their email, even though I did last week. Cherry on top would be the condescending “it’s important to me, at least.”
HAPPY TUESDAY
HAPPY TUESDAY