Jason Christ, Jesus is Bourne
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Jason Christ, Jesus is Bourne
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Mariners really stepping up to the moment in this series by trying to get the fewest amount of hits possible every damn game
October 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Mariners' Century of Domination
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now that's how you play some damn foobaw
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Etsy witches be with us in this, our 11th inning
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reader x Antifa Fanfic Panel (Live Read)
"I'm attacked every time I do my job" -- it's the victimhood olympics today at the White House
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Any Austrian baddies want to help me get citizenship, hmu
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hearing these kids talk about their experience during a school shooting is fucking heartbreaking. What an absolutely sick country.
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Chicken Jacquesie, as the French say
July 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Working 24/7, yet has time to watch movies?
You don’t see articles like this about moms with three jobs who still manage to take care of their kids.
July 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Superman good 👍
July 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tom Cruz
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Honestly anyone who wouldn't be psyched out of their goddamn mind to have Kermit as their commencement speaker is a FRAUD
May 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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NEW: Andrew Cuomo is mounting a stunning political comeback despite 12 women accusing him of sexual harassment just 3 years ago.

I spoke with several of the women whose claims were substantiated by three investigations. They feel betrayed & forgotten. www.huffpost.com/entry/andrew...
May 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Kinda telling that a constant comment was "no one's going to watch this" and closing with asking who had more views...
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.

As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The results from Germany's big 3-year UBI experiment are out!

122 people got €1200/mo for 3 years. All were age 21-40 and employed with incomes between €1100/mo to €2600/mo

They were happier, healthier, saved more, gave more, enjoyed more social time, and DID NOT WORK LESS than the control group.
Studie: Bedingungsloses Grundeinkommen macht zufrieden und mental gesund | MDR.DE
Das bedingungslose Grundeinkommen – ohne reduzierte Arbeitszeit – steigert Zufriedenheit und mentale Gesundheit. Das geht aus der ersten Langzeitstudie zum Grundeinkommen hervor.
www.mdr.de
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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[Youth pastor voice] You know there's another guy who is orange and hates Mondays
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever

calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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In America, all forms of discrimination are legal except for against Israel and cars
April 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey, so most of our senators (both of mine) voted against blocking *certain offensive* weapons sales to israel yesterday, and in the same day the IOF killed a hundred people. Bully your senators.
April 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Think I'm gonna head to bed, it's getting late
April 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Has anyone done that wellness check on Elon yet?
April 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"It's just a gay barber," the foot soldier for authoritarianism says of the government sending someone to prison camp.
April 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Excellent work, president business
March 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM