bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

hire sarah for fuck's sake, have you SEEN the UI in pacific drive? don't you want good UI in your game????

Have been weathering the absolutely ceaselessly oppressive final 10-ish hours of the Silent Hill 2 remake by doing an extended comedy bit, where Silent Hill is actually a declining Yorkshire ex-mining town.

I don't know why/when in the UK we decided the only three legal beers were:
- IPA that could be confused with a flavour of vape
- Alcoholic step-uncle lager
- The stout that kills you instantly

Had a golden ale on draft back home during the holidays and experienced whatever the opposite of PTSD is.

*police giving a press conference after I commit an assassination and they trawl through years of my posts for an explanation* we think he was radicalized by uhhh thinking Shanghai Knights (2003) is underrated

Played a Call of Duty campaign to completion for the first time in my life, and in retrospect maybe it's not surprising that so many people I was teenage friends with have the most insane politics imaginable now.

Finally made a little website for my game: distantsunsgame.com

Hoping to have a teaser trailer before the end of 2024, stay tuned!