Gavin Ewbank
@gavinewbank.bsky.social
former: Orlando Soccer Show & Journal poster. now: just Poster.
Russell Martin? The catcher?
🟡 Sources: Russell Martin is among finalists to become the next Columbus Crew head coach.
Martin was most recently with Rangers and Southampton.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
Martin was most recently with Rangers and Southampton.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
Martin among final candidates for Columbus Crew head coach role
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Russell Martin? The catcher?
see if you can spot the exact moment my favorite hat was flew off my head into the james river today
December 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
see if you can spot the exact moment my favorite hat was flew off my head into the james river today
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A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints
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Can’t argue with that
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can’t argue with that
saw marty supreme and then got a juicy lucy across the street at boulevard. could a depressed person do that?
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
saw marty supreme and then got a juicy lucy across the street at boulevard. could a depressed person do that?
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
yearning for some daytime baseball and a hot dog
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
yearning for some daytime baseball and a hot dog
actually one of the most pathetic things he’s done yet
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
actually one of the most pathetic things he’s done yet
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Raise the Kraken praise Verstappen
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Raise the Kraken praise Verstappen
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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spotted on the nats 2026 giveaway calendar. lock in
December 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
spotted on the nats 2026 giveaway calendar. lock in
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
the car discourse is another one of those “if someone even tried to implement the idea of speed limits today, pro-car activists would stage a coup of the governors mansion in most states” issues
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
the car discourse is another one of those “if someone even tried to implement the idea of speed limits today, pro-car activists would stage a coup of the governors mansion in most states” issues
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95,000 photos of the rich and powerful at the pedophile trafficker mansion. This is untold levels of "they were dabbing on us".
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
95,000 photos of the rich and powerful at the pedophile trafficker mansion. This is untold levels of "they were dabbing on us".
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Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Hiring a bunch of babes in bikinis to stand on the side of the path that Sisyphus uses to push his rock up the hill. Asking Sisyphus later if that improved things any. He pauses thoughtfully before answering, "Yeah"
Thinking a lot about that prospective juror that got dismissed for saying “nascar killed nascar.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thinking a lot about that prospective juror that got dismissed for saying “nascar killed nascar.”
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Peak optics: a bunch of people holding signs that say “Bigger Paychecks” while he talks about needing to accept that you’re just not going to be able to afford more stuff.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Peak optics: a bunch of people holding signs that say “Bigger Paychecks” while he talks about needing to accept that you’re just not going to be able to afford more stuff.
we love it when the devs patch in the winter theme update
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we love it when the devs patch in the winter theme update
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
You can just read about the draw afterwards. It’s fine.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You can just read about the draw afterwards. It’s fine.