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Tabletop roleplaying james
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don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
don draper: i propose a toast
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
walter white: what should we drink to?
tony soprano: how about family?
dave from storage wars: YUUUUP!
“Is an unc not entitled to the swag of his own rizz?”
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Is an unc not entitled to the swag of his own rizz?”
Tabletop roleplaying james
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tabletop roleplaying james
(Me, lying in a crumpled heap on the sidewalk, a pool of dark, arterial blood growing around me at an alarming rate) “all according to plan”
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
(Me, lying in a crumpled heap on the sidewalk, a pool of dark, arterial blood growing around me at an alarming rate) “all according to plan”
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it’s like they’ve invented a new kind of night time. it is one million o’clock pm.
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it’s like they’ve invented a new kind of night time. it is one million o’clock pm.
I love fantasy RPGs. What do you mean I busted my ass to solve this puzzle and the prize at the end is an item called “Cloth of the Old Woman”
October 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I love fantasy RPGs. What do you mean I busted my ass to solve this puzzle and the prize at the end is an item called “Cloth of the Old Woman”
Shoutout to Weapons (2025) for giving boyfriends everywhere a new annoying thing to do for the next week or so
a shadow of a person running down a dark street
Alt: a shadow of a person running down a dark street
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Shoutout to Weapons (2025) for giving boyfriends everywhere a new annoying thing to do for the next week or so
Tag urself I’m Gerald fard
“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tag urself I’m Gerald fard
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
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VINCENT PRICE (climaxing): I’m BUSTING a NUT!
May 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
VINCENT PRICE (climaxing): I’m BUSTING a NUT!
Skimmed a Sarah J Maas book at work to see what all the buzz is about and good god all those dudes talk like Sephiroth. Ladies are really out here reading 600 pages of dudes who sound like when redditors talk about kink.
May 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Skimmed a Sarah J Maas book at work to see what all the buzz is about and good god all those dudes talk like Sephiroth. Ladies are really out here reading 600 pages of dudes who sound like when redditors talk about kink.
Love seeing guy on TikTok espouse the belief that everyone in the US 65+ should have to retake the driving test annually, then go to his profile and see all the vids he made at Coachella
May 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Love seeing guy on TikTok espouse the belief that everyone in the US 65+ should have to retake the driving test annually, then go to his profile and see all the vids he made at Coachella
Rewatched Repo Man last night and I think if you put some slap bass and a laugh track over it, the whole movie could be a Kramer B-plot
May 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rewatched Repo Man last night and I think if you put some slap bass and a laugh track over it, the whole movie could be a Kramer B-plot
(Fully screaming into the void on this one but) just saw a tiktok of a woman who went into the kids section of her local library and hid 2 books about JK Rowling and like, can you PLEASE not make my place of work even more of a culture war battleground? Please?
May 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
(Fully screaming into the void on this one but) just saw a tiktok of a woman who went into the kids section of her local library and hid 2 books about JK Rowling and like, can you PLEASE not make my place of work even more of a culture war battleground? Please?
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the urge to draw skeletons
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the urge to draw skeletons
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roundabouts are the superior intersection system
April 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
roundabouts are the superior intersection system
For sale:
“Baby up in this bitch” decal
Never stuck
“Baby up in this bitch” decal
Never stuck
April 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
For sale:
“Baby up in this bitch” decal
Never stuck
“Baby up in this bitch” decal
Never stuck
Very cool that when you cancel your Spotify subscription the app threatens to kill itself via playlist
April 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Very cool that when you cancel your Spotify subscription the app threatens to kill itself via playlist
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every Democrat in leadership talking about Republicans is always "Leland Palmer is right to think about his family, but I disagree with how he loves his daughter"
March 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
every Democrat in leadership talking about Republicans is always "Leland Palmer is right to think about his family, but I disagree with how he loves his daughter"
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you cannot say harris was more likely to put an embargo on arms to israel when she repeatedly stated that she would not do that. that's maga level shit, his voters watching him say he's going to cut social security and then saying "well i don't think he's going to cut social security for me..."
cause the dems were the more likely out of the two parties to actually put something in place. i didnt say they were 100% going to they were just more likely to in this dip shit duopoly system we have.
March 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
you cannot say harris was more likely to put an embargo on arms to israel when she repeatedly stated that she would not do that. that's maga level shit, his voters watching him say he's going to cut social security and then saying "well i don't think he's going to cut social security for me..."
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i think i have a good short story idea, i say. now to write it- my pants immediately fall down and i trip down three flights of concrete stairs, killing myself instantly
March 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i think i have a good short story idea, i say. now to write it- my pants immediately fall down and i trip down three flights of concrete stairs, killing myself instantly
Some DC dickhead: Mr. Kennedy, do you plan on abusing your position as HHS Secretary if approved?
RFK Jr., in the most insane voice you’ve ever heard: I GAVE A BABY DIET COKE AND FELT ITS SOUL GO TO HELL AS IT DIED
RFK Jr., in the most insane voice you’ve ever heard: I GAVE A BABY DIET COKE AND FELT ITS SOUL GO TO HELL AS IT DIED
March 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Some DC dickhead: Mr. Kennedy, do you plan on abusing your position as HHS Secretary if approved?
RFK Jr., in the most insane voice you’ve ever heard: I GAVE A BABY DIET COKE AND FELT ITS SOUL GO TO HELL AS IT DIED
RFK Jr., in the most insane voice you’ve ever heard: I GAVE A BABY DIET COKE AND FELT ITS SOUL GO TO HELL AS IT DIED
Your outie gave the double chocolate chunk cookie five big booms
March 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your outie gave the double chocolate chunk cookie five big booms
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LIKE to say hi to Doggy! REPOST to be my favorite customer!
March 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
LIKE to say hi to Doggy! REPOST to be my favorite customer!