Omnipizza

I fully accept this information but I cannot believe Rona is a sphinx cat. I thought she was a chihuahua this whole time, that’s why she’s so anxious.

OH BABY

It’s the epitome of “you really never know what other people do in their homes”

TELL EM CHUCK

Hell YES let Eli tell some TALES

Imagine if they de-aged Yoda for his force ghost and it turned out he was just a guy

HE HWHAT

Very excited to see how AJ weaves vampire Cap’n Crunch Whit into the interstitial lore

(RFK Jr. voice) I’m jacking off my dick to porno

HE HWHAT

Eric Items

Smash cut to No Kings protest forming outside Women and Women First

Me when I see the pig

“Look folks, we’re evolving beyond the old flesh, it’s old, we don’t need it. It’s the time of new flesh, the best flesh yet, and these people come up to me, tears in their eyes and they say ‘long live the new flesh, Mr. President,’ and hey, maybe surgery will be the new sex, we’ll wait and see.”

I work at a library and think about this tweet every single day

Cow vending machine

You’d have to pay a billion actual dollars to get me to move back to where I grew up. Rural America fucking sucks! Theres nothing to do and everyone is an asshole! I will vote for the first person to publicly say this!