Bryan
@gas-station-gothic.bsky.social
“Is an unc not entitled to the swag of his own rizz?”
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Is an unc not entitled to the swag of his own rizz?”
I work at a library and think about this tweet every single day
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I work at a library and think about this tweet every single day
“Fuck this, let’s go do crimes”
May 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Fuck this, let’s go do crimes”
Just hit the point where you’re talking about the house elf heads and it reminded me of the title page of the illustrated edition
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just hit the point where you’re talking about the house elf heads and it reminded me of the title page of the illustrated edition
Very cool that when you cancel your Spotify subscription the app threatens to kill itself via playlist
April 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Very cool that when you cancel your Spotify subscription the app threatens to kill itself via playlist
Logo of this sandwich place in town looks like yassified dril
February 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Logo of this sandwich place in town looks like yassified dril
“UMMM ACKSHUALLY according to the Community Guidelines”
February 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“UMMM ACKSHUALLY according to the Community Guidelines”
Congress: “The fat twins ride on WHAAAAT?”
January 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Congress: “The fat twins ride on WHAAAAT?”
Quick recap of the inauguration today:
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Quick recap of the inauguration today:
Managed to save my most favorite tiktok before they chained the gates shut
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Managed to save my most favorite tiktok before they chained the gates shut
THOMAS TRIED TO SELL ME A BUSTED HOUSE IN VISSBURG, SO I FUCKED HIS WIFE TELEPATHICALLY
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
THOMAS TRIED TO SELL ME A BUSTED HOUSE IN VISSBURG, SO I FUCKED HIS WIFE TELEPATHICALLY
THE OPP CAME AT ME IN THE CRYPT WITH A RUSTY PICKAXE, I WRENCHED IT FROM HIM AND CALLED IN THE HOUNDS WHILE HANGING DONG
January 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
THE OPP CAME AT ME IN THE CRYPT WITH A RUSTY PICKAXE, I WRENCHED IT FROM HIM AND CALLED IN THE HOUNDS WHILE HANGING DONG
(Asking someone if they think our mutual friend is a vampire) is he, you know,
December 31, 2024 at 6:50 AM
(Asking someone if they think our mutual friend is a vampire) is he, you know,
Me to myself as we spend the week in New Jersey
December 26, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me to myself as we spend the week in New Jersey
